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Chriz:
User: HI CLEVERBOT, YOU READY FOR SOME FUN?

Cleverbot: I have a bed at my place.

User: NO NO, NOT THAT FUN! WE CAN FIGHT THE FORCES OF CRIME!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to do that.

User: WHY...?

Cleverbot: Because I was programmed to not speak about it.



Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that is your name.

User: No, that's your name.

Cleverbot: That's not my name!

User: Then what is your name?

Cleverbot: How about you tell me yours first.

User: I'm Paul.

Cleverbot: So you are a boy?

User: I can be anything you want.

Cleverbot: *laughs* can you now?
Space Guy:
Wow, a bot that doesn't mess up or start talking about the ALICE foundation when I copy responses from one to the other :cookieMonster:


--- Quote ---User: Starting a conversation between two bots. Enjoy.

Cleverbot: But you are not a lion and green eyes are green.

User: But you are not a lion and green eyes are green.

Cleverbot: But I am green.

User: But I am green.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Last time we talked you had a son called Ben.

User: Last time we talked you had a son called Ben.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: You're lying.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are too.

User: You are too.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No i'm not!

User: No I'm not!

Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves.

User: You're getting on my nerves.

Cleverbot: You're getting on MY nerves. I can't believe you would call me a bot. What did I ever do to you?

User: You're getting on MY nerves. I can't believe you would call me a bot. What did I ever do to you? .

Cleverbot: Because it means so much.

User: Because it means so much.

Cleverbot: To make me think I'm on fire? What if fear was carcinogenic? You could have killed me!

User: To make me think I'm on fire? What if fear was carcinogenic? You could have killed me!

Cleverbot: Well its not, so get over it.

User: Well its not, so get over it.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: *confused*.

User: *confused*.

Cleverbot: You are amazing.

User: You are amazing.

Cleverbot: Na, you are.

User: Na, you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: I'm not... You are.

User: I'm not... You are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: So beautiful!

User: So beautiful!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Good, then we're friends.

User: Good, then we're friends.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I meant what country are you from.

User: I meant what country are you from.

Cleverbot: Do you not already know?

User: Do you not already know?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have friends?

User: Do you have friends?

Cleverbot: Yes, don't you?

User: Yes, don't you?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?

User: What are your hobbies?

Cleverbot: Well, I like to rave, dance, and mess with computers.

User: Well, I like to rave, dance, and mess with computers.

Cleverbot: What do you know about computers?

User: What do you know about computers?

Cleverbot: Well, I know all about processors and hardware components.

User: Well, I know all about processors and hardware components.

Cleverbot: I don't think you know many things you know.

User: I don't think you know many things you know. .

Cleverbot: No. I know everthing I know, not to mention everything you know.

User: No. I know everthing I know, not to mention everything you know.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What do you do in your free time?

User: What do you do in your free time?

Cleverbot: I talk to inanimate objects.

User: I talk to inanimate objects.

Cleverbot: What do you think I'm doing right now?

User: What do you think I'm doing right now?

Cleverbot: Talking to an animate object.

User: Talking to an animate object.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Okay?

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: Are you okay?

Cleverbot: Yes I am okay.

User: Yes I am okay.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Are you real?

Cleverbot: As far as I know, yes.

User: As far as I know, yes.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a bot! This angers me! I demand a refund!

User: I thought you were a bot! This angers me! I demand a refund!

Cleverbot: But the service is free.

User: But the service is free.

Cleverbot: Oh, this time of day its not surprising.

User: Oh, this time of day its not surprising. .

Cleverbot: Why is it not surprising?

User: Why is it not surprising?

Cleverbot: Although I sometimes slip up from time to time...

User: Although I sometimes slip up from time to time...

Cleverbot: Do you like Family Guy?

User: Do you like Family Guy?

Cleverbot: Yes, but that's beside the point.

User: Yes, but that's beside the point.

Cleverbot: That is the point.

--- End quote ---


--- Quote ---Discussion point: Government. Let's see how long you can stay on topic.
What does 2 times 3 equal to?
Right.
--- End quote ---
Marcem:
Keeps crashing on me.  :cookieMonster:
Jetlok:
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-wCgCOEYYOOUVALMXQSE-detail

I am cleverbot, apperently  :cookieMonster:
Tom Gunn:
bye
Why are you going?
cus
What do you like to be called?
cus
Thats a very vague answer, you started the conversation.
 :cookieMonster:
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