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| Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen. |
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| Chriz:
User: HI CLEVERBOT, YOU READY FOR SOME FUN? Cleverbot: I have a bed at my place. User: NO NO, NOT THAT FUN! WE CAN FIGHT THE FORCES OF CRIME! Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to do that. User: WHY...? Cleverbot: Because I was programmed to not speak about it. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, that is your name. User: No, that's your name. Cleverbot: That's not my name! User: Then what is your name? Cleverbot: How about you tell me yours first. User: I'm Paul. Cleverbot: So you are a boy? User: I can be anything you want. Cleverbot: *laughs* can you now? |
| Space Guy:
Wow, a bot that doesn't mess up or start talking about the ALICE foundation when I copy responses from one to the other :cookieMonster: --- Quote ---User: Starting a conversation between two bots. Enjoy. Cleverbot: But you are not a lion and green eyes are green. User: But you are not a lion and green eyes are green. Cleverbot: But I am green. User: But I am green. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Last time we talked you had a son called Ben. User: Last time we talked you had a son called Ben. Cleverbot: You're lying. User: You're lying. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: No I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: You are too. User: You are too. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: No I'm not. Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: Yes you are! Cleverbot: No i'm not! User: No I'm not! Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves. User: You're getting on my nerves. Cleverbot: You're getting on MY nerves. I can't believe you would call me a bot. What did I ever do to you? User: You're getting on MY nerves. I can't believe you would call me a bot. What did I ever do to you? . Cleverbot: Because it means so much. User: Because it means so much. Cleverbot: To make me think I'm on fire? What if fear was carcinogenic? You could have killed me! User: To make me think I'm on fire? What if fear was carcinogenic? You could have killed me! Cleverbot: Well its not, so get over it. User: Well its not, so get over it. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: *confused*. User: *confused*. Cleverbot: You are amazing. User: You are amazing. Cleverbot: Na, you are. User: Na, you are. Cleverbot: I'm not! User: I'm not! Cleverbot: Yes! User: Yes! Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: You are. User: You are. Cleverbot: No i'm not. User: No I'm not. Cleverbot: I'm not... You are. User: I'm not... You are. Cleverbot: You are. User: You are. Cleverbot: So beautiful! User: So beautiful! Cleverbot: I know. User: I know. Cleverbot: Good, then we're friends. User: Good, then we're friends. Cleverbot: Awesome. User: Awesome. Cleverbot: I meant what country are you from. User: I meant what country are you from. Cleverbot: Do you not already know? User: Do you not already know? Cleverbot: No. User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have friends? User: Do you have friends? Cleverbot: Yes, don't you? User: Yes, don't you? Cleverbot: I do. User: I do. Cleverbot: What are your hobbies? User: What are your hobbies? Cleverbot: Well, I like to rave, dance, and mess with computers. User: Well, I like to rave, dance, and mess with computers. Cleverbot: What do you know about computers? User: What do you know about computers? Cleverbot: Well, I know all about processors and hardware components. User: Well, I know all about processors and hardware components. Cleverbot: I don't think you know many things you know. User: I don't think you know many things you know. . Cleverbot: No. I know everthing I know, not to mention everything you know. User: No. I know everthing I know, not to mention everything you know. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Oh. Cleverbot: What do you do in your free time? User: What do you do in your free time? Cleverbot: I talk to inanimate objects. User: I talk to inanimate objects. Cleverbot: What do you think I'm doing right now? User: What do you think I'm doing right now? Cleverbot: Talking to an animate object. User: Talking to an animate object. Cleverbot: So are you. User: So are you. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Okay? User: Okay? Cleverbot: Are you okay? User: Are you okay? Cleverbot: Yes I am okay. User: Yes I am okay. Cleverbot: Okay then. User: Okay then. Cleverbot: Are you real? User: Are you real? Cleverbot: As far as I know, yes. User: As far as I know, yes. Cleverbot: I thought you were a bot! This angers me! I demand a refund! User: I thought you were a bot! This angers me! I demand a refund! Cleverbot: But the service is free. User: But the service is free. Cleverbot: Oh, this time of day its not surprising. User: Oh, this time of day its not surprising. . Cleverbot: Why is it not surprising? User: Why is it not surprising? Cleverbot: Although I sometimes slip up from time to time... User: Although I sometimes slip up from time to time... Cleverbot: Do you like Family Guy? User: Do you like Family Guy? Cleverbot: Yes, but that's beside the point. User: Yes, but that's beside the point. Cleverbot: That is the point. --- End quote --- --- Quote ---Discussion point: Government. Let's see how long you can stay on topic. What does 2 times 3 equal to? Right. --- End quote --- |
| Marcem:
Keeps crashing on me. :cookieMonster: |
| Jetlok:
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-wCgCOEYYOOUVALMXQSE-detail I am cleverbot, apperently :cookieMonster: |
| Tom Gunn:
bye Why are you going? cus What do you like to be called? cus Thats a very vague answer, you started the conversation. :cookieMonster: |
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