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Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.
Chriz:
User: HI CLEVERBOT, YOU READY FOR SOME FUN?
Cleverbot: I have a bed at my place.
User: NO NO, NOT THAT FUN! WE CAN FIGHT THE FORCES OF CRIME!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to do that.
User: WHY...?
Cleverbot: Because I was programmed to not speak about it.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
User: No, that's your name.
Cleverbot: That's not my name!
User: Then what is your name?
Cleverbot: How about you tell me yours first.
User: I'm Paul.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy?
User: I can be anything you want.
Cleverbot: *laughs* can you now?
Space Guy:
Wow, a bot that doesn't mess up or start talking about the ALICE foundation when I copy responses from one to the other :cookieMonster:
--- Quote ---User: Starting a conversation between two bots. Enjoy.
Cleverbot: But you are not a lion and green eyes are green.
User: But you are not a lion and green eyes are green.
Cleverbot: But I am green.
User: But I am green.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Last time we talked you had a son called Ben.
User: Last time we talked you had a son called Ben.
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: You are too.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No i'm not!
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves.
User: You're getting on my nerves.
Cleverbot: You're getting on MY nerves. I can't believe you would call me a bot. What did I ever do to you?
User: You're getting on MY nerves. I can't believe you would call me a bot. What did I ever do to you? .
Cleverbot: Because it means so much.
User: Because it means so much.
Cleverbot: To make me think I'm on fire? What if fear was carcinogenic? You could have killed me!
User: To make me think I'm on fire? What if fear was carcinogenic? You could have killed me!
Cleverbot: Well its not, so get over it.
User: Well its not, so get over it.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
User: *confused*.
Cleverbot: You are amazing.
User: You are amazing.
Cleverbot: Na, you are.
User: Na, you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: I'm not!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: I'm not... You are.
User: I'm not... You are.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: So beautiful!
User: So beautiful!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good, then we're friends.
User: Good, then we're friends.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: I meant what country are you from.
User: I meant what country are you from.
Cleverbot: Do you not already know?
User: Do you not already know?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have friends?
User: Do you have friends?
Cleverbot: Yes, don't you?
User: Yes, don't you?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Well, I like to rave, dance, and mess with computers.
User: Well, I like to rave, dance, and mess with computers.
Cleverbot: What do you know about computers?
User: What do you know about computers?
Cleverbot: Well, I know all about processors and hardware components.
User: Well, I know all about processors and hardware components.
Cleverbot: I don't think you know many things you know.
User: I don't think you know many things you know. .
Cleverbot: No. I know everthing I know, not to mention everything you know.
User: No. I know everthing I know, not to mention everything you know.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What do you do in your free time?
User: What do you do in your free time?
Cleverbot: I talk to inanimate objects.
User: I talk to inanimate objects.
Cleverbot: What do you think I'm doing right now?
User: What do you think I'm doing right now?
Cleverbot: Talking to an animate object.
User: Talking to an animate object.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Okay?
User: Okay?
Cleverbot: Are you okay?
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: Yes I am okay.
User: Yes I am okay.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: As far as I know, yes.
User: As far as I know, yes.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a bot! This angers me! I demand a refund!
User: I thought you were a bot! This angers me! I demand a refund!
Cleverbot: But the service is free.
User: But the service is free.
Cleverbot: Oh, this time of day its not surprising.
User: Oh, this time of day its not surprising. .
Cleverbot: Why is it not surprising?
User: Why is it not surprising?
Cleverbot: Although I sometimes slip up from time to time...
User: Although I sometimes slip up from time to time...
Cleverbot: Do you like Family Guy?
User: Do you like Family Guy?
Cleverbot: Yes, but that's beside the point.
User: Yes, but that's beside the point.
Cleverbot: That is the point.
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--- Quote ---Discussion point: Government. Let's see how long you can stay on topic.
What does 2 times 3 equal to?
Right.
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Marcem:
Keeps crashing on me. :cookieMonster:
Jetlok:
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-wCgCOEYYOOUVALMXQSE-detail
I am cleverbot, apperently :cookieMonster:
Tom Gunn:
bye
Why are you going?
cus
What do you like to be called?
cus
Thats a very vague answer, you started the conversation.
:cookieMonster: