The ambiguous topic turtle is better.
I like the turtle. D=
At first glance, your 'like' looked like a 'suck'.
o_O
I opened up narrator and listened to it just so you'd not be a liar.
white guy beating up black guy
Whoa, Duck, it took me a long time to realize that was unspaced English, and not some freaky German word.
Doilosenow?