The Best Programming Language

[Zenthos]

LOLCODE

http://lolcode.com/


hai-world:

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
U SEEZ "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

Hello World: Equivalent in C

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#include <stdio.h>

void main()
{
      printf("Hello World!");
}

I can't find an interpreter (or compiler, but its interpreted), but this could be fun.


DISCUSE

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[Truce]

Saw this before; great fun.

[Justin K.]

That's cool.

[Radial543]

Lol, is this a wrapper?

[I Seth I]

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SEZ

:C

That's cool.

[Kalphiter]

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#include <iostream>

int main()
{
    cout << "Hello World!";
    return 0;
}

[Zenthos]

I know, the lolcode example used stdio, which is C, so I used C as the example.

I do normally do stuff in C++.

[Godik7]

Lol Unsung showed me this like 3 months ago. Hilarious, check out brainforget code.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainforget

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+++ +++ +++ +           initialize counter (cell #0) to 10
[                       use loop to set the next four cells to 70/100/30/10
    > +++ +++ +             add  7 to cell #1
    > +++ +++ +++ +         add 10 to cell #2
    > +++                   add  3 to cell #3
    > +                     add  1 to cell #4
    <<< < -                 decrement counter (cell #0)
]                   
>++ .                   print 'H'
>+.                     print 'e'
+++ +++ +.              print 'l'
.                       print 'l'
+++ .                   print 'o'
>++ .                   print ' '
<<+ +++ +++ +++ +++ ++. print 'W'
>.                      print 'o'
+++ .                   print 'r'
--- --- .               print 'l'
--- --- --.             print 'd'
>+.                     print '!'
>.                      print '\n'

[LegoEggo]

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE
ERROR D:

[Truce]

Lol Unsung showed me this like 3 months ago. Hilarious, check out brainforget code.

There are quite a few good ones when it comes to :O'ing at them.


Hello World! in Chef:

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Hello World Souffle.
 
 Ingredients.
 72 g haricot beans
 101 eggs
 108 g lard
 111 cups oil
 32 zucchinis
 119 ml water
 114 g red salmon
 100 g dijon mustard
 33 potatoes
 
 Method.
 Put potatoes into the mixing bowl.
 Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl.
 Put lard into the mixing bowl.
 Put red salmon into the mixing bowl.
 Put oil into the mixing bowl.
 Put water into the mixing bowl.
 Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl.
 Put oil into the mixing bowl.
 Put lard into the mixing bowl.
 Put lard into the mixing bowl.
 Put eggs into the mixing bowl.
 Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl.
 Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl.
 Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.
 
 Serves 1.

Hello World! in Shakespeare:

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Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

                   Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
                   Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
                   Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
                   Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

                   Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
                   Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
                   Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]

Hello World! in Whitespace:

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I could go on...