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ultimamax:

--- Quote from: DracoSoul on October 29, 2009, 10:52:32 PM ---So one day, a girl went up to her mom.

She asked, 'Mom, why is my name Rose?' Her mother said, 'Because when you were born a rose fell on your head!'

The next girl asks, 'Mom, why is my name Daisy?'

Her mother replies, 'Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head!'

The next girl says, 'Raaagghdurrrrhurrrrrrr'

The mother says, 'Shut the forget up, Cinderblock'

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Heard it. I heard this next one from a friend, don't bother me about this one.
Mine is:
There are three people on a plane, George Bush, Bill Gates, and Donald Annoying Orange.
George said: "Imma make 100 people happy." and threw $100 out the window.
Bill said: "Imma make 1,000,000 people happy." and threw $1,000,000 out the window.
Donald said: "Imma make EVERYONE happy." and threw George Bush out the window.
-Mike-:

--- Quote from: Block Builder on October 29, 2009, 10:35:49 PM ---

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Wynd_Fox:

--- Quote from: DracoSoul on October 29, 2009, 10:52:32 PM ---So one day, a girl went up to her mom.

She asked, 'Mom, why is my name Rose?' Her mother said, 'Because when you were born a rose fell on your head!'

The next girl asks, 'Mom, why is my name Daisy?'

Her mother replies, 'Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head!'

The next girl says, 'Raaagghdurrrrhurrrrrrr'

The mother says, 'Shut the forget up, Cinderblock'

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I couldn't stop laughing.
Harm94:
The best friend of all year wrong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_eug75F0NQ .
Illidan:

--- Quote from: -Mike- on October 29, 2009, 10:57:28 PM ---

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