Er, just to clarify here. By using the word "cigarette" I was not calling you all gay - it's just a common synonym for a jerk or an starfish.
Furthermore, I don't need everyone trying to prove how they're not a jerk. The general attitude of these forums is a terrible one, and generally - people are jerks. I am referring to the forum users as a whole, not specific people.
It's amazing how I have to take the time to explain something like this, try being less sensitive kids.