Author Topic: What would u do in an elevator alone with the girl/boy you love?  (Read 3661 times)

I would make awkward smalltalk.

Actually she'd probably rape me. She openly admits that public love is a major special interest of hers.
HEY LOOK AT THAT, you can do a 6 and not force people to qoute you to read it!
and still make it look like a side comment!


You already know what i would do with my Girlfriend. . .

Hugs and kisses are what its all about. ('till im older)

I would masturbate to her in the few precious seconds she can't escape from me between floors.

Press the alarm button
There are cameras in elevators, guise. Cover it up, at least

depends is the elevator be wooden or titanium


K i have posted a pic of me just gots to find it!

You mean you have to find a suitable picture on photobucket to match your qualities?

I'd have them make me a sandwich.


IMMMA LITTLE DRUNK TONITE loveY BEASTLIES!!!!!

Failed attempt at trying to be cool.

YO DOODS, IM DRUNK THATS WAWI IM TYPIN WERID IM COOL NAO?

Bro, we don't care how much non-existent love you've had. jump in a hole now?


IMMMA LITTLE DRUNK TONITE loveY BEASTLIES!!!!!

The only thing I got from that was that you are a little "drunk" and something about bestiality.


From what I've gathered, you had a small sip of beer, pretended to be drunk, and then forgeted your dog. Not like that surprises me, because no human would ever want to love it up with your small junk.

i would carry a box with a load of hooks in it like in final destination 2