Author Topic: Escape the Jail  (Read 4738 times)


Throw up on the Guard and pretend you're dead.






To rub it in that you're a stuff Stickman/cartoonist:

Nao, I'ma restart the thread.

You wake up ontop of a hard cold concrete surface. You instantly remember, you were put in jail after being framed by some clown jerk.
You have a feeling that you'll be escapeing today.

SURROUNDINGS:
A guard stands outside your cell, he seems pissed as if one of the prisoners escaped.


They gave you your breakfast while you were alseep, Mmm, Pancakes... With toad's eggs on them...

Ugh, they're pretty stuff looking pancakes.

There is a convieniently placed window directly outside your cell, it let's a luminous light intowards your dark, dingy cell.


There is a large crack on the wall to the left.


Things character thinks he could do:
Inventory add:
Pancakes
Toad eggs

Action:
Talk, Guard
Eat: Pancakes, toad eggs
Examine/investigate: crack in wall, window
« Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 05:48:22 AM by Supreme Commander »

Examine the crack and window, then talk to guard.

You should fix your act up and pay back your debt to the society.

With good behaviour you can shave time off your sentence.

 :cookieMonster:


You should fix your act up and pay back your debt to the society.

With good behaviour you can shave time off your sentence.

 :cookieMonster:


Dont forget parol!

Examine the crack and window, then talk to guard.

You examine the crack more closely, and notice that there is a small scroll lodged in it.

Out of curiosity you take the scroll, and read it. It says:
All the things you've done today, which of them might be gay? (Say to guard)
This confusing message is confusing.
Added scroll to inventory.

You squint to see anything through the window...
Nothing, just clouds and sky.

You start attemtping to talk to the guard

You notice a small tear is trickling down his cheek.

SURROUNDINGS:
Guard, crack in wall to left, window, toad eggs, pancakes


Things character thinks he could do:
Actions:
Investigate the guards sorrow (Talk)
Offer the guard the pancakes to cheer him up

Inventory add:
Pancakes
Toad eggs

Current inventory:
Small scroll(1)
« Last Edit: November 13, 2009, 06:51:21 PM by Supreme Commander »

Read scroll then throw the toad eggs at the guard.



GET the ALIEN SYMBIOTE to AQUIRE a BLACK SUIT.
Yeah, I know I'm not supposed to quote images, but it would be even less funny if I didn't. COMEDY.

Read scroll... I already did that
You think to yourself: It can't hurt to go over it again...
You read the scroll that says: Of all the things you've done today, which of them might be gay? (Say to guard)
Confusing scroll is confusing.

You group the toad eggs in your hand and notice that they're quite warm and heavy nevertheless, you pelt them with EXTREME FORCE into the Guards forehead. Surprisingly, it appears to pierce his skull with a terrific spine tingling Crack and blood and brains splat from the back of the head.

As well as that, his hat flys off revealing a key, which most likely opens your cell.
You start feeling a bit sorry for the guard and now even though you were framed, you still comitted a crime, so even if you do get out, you'll be a wanted man.


SURROUNDINGS:
Window, wallcrack, pancakes, bed, "Toad eggs", dead guard, hallway

Things Character thinks he could do:
Action:
Read the scroll again for guidance.
Attempt to reach key through cell bars
Call for help
Eat pancakes
« Last Edit: November 14, 2009, 07:06:34 AM by Supreme Commander »