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SATAN WANTS YOUR CHILDREN
IceBlue:
/faceblowup
WhoDa?:
damn. didn't notice that I was sad all the loving time.
IceBlue:
Oh my loving god. I'm not sure if it would be funny or just overly annoying if SOME Christians at my school were like this.
WhoDa?:
Anyone who would talk to me this way would/will deserve a punch or a slap.
Mateo:
Olawd I swear they are attempting to copy southpark.
"From what I can piece together from the incoherent Evolutionist literature, the Aquatic Ape story goes like this: Billions of years ago a bunch of monkeys lived under the sea. Then one day, one of them gave birth to a human baby. Soon after, all the sea-monkeys began giving birth to human babies. Eventually, there were only humans living under the sea. Then the sea-humans decided to live on the land, so they did just that. Many years latter, one of these now land-living sea-humans gave birth to a baby who was named Charles Darwin. And they lived happily ever after."
http://objectiveministries.org/creation/aquatic.html
This site is ugh.