Author Topic: SATAN WANTS YOUR CHILDREN (Read 26156 times)

IceBlue · November 12, 2009, 04:13:25 AM

/facepalm

Link.

/faceplant

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WhoDa? · November 12, 2009, 04:20:54 AM

I'd love to slap that friend who made up this site, right now.

Bisjac · November 12, 2009, 04:23:52 AM

lol that add

jesus isn't a god. so it fails

Makingblah · November 12, 2009, 04:38:32 AM

Remember all athiests are rapists so don't talk to them.

WhoDa? · November 12, 2009, 04:41:12 AM

IceBlue · November 12, 2009, 04:53:55 AM

/faceblowup

WhoDa? · November 12, 2009, 05:05:21 AM

damn. didn't notice that I was sad all the loving time.

IceBlue · November 12, 2009, 05:08:22 AM

Oh my loving god. I'm not sure if it would be funny or just overly annoying if SOME Christians at my school were like this.

WhoDa? · November 12, 2009, 05:20:14 AM

Anyone who would talk to me this way would/will deserve a punch or a slap.

Mateo · November 12, 2009, 05:24:24 AM

Olawd I swear they are attempting to copy southpark.

"From what I can piece together from the incoherent Evolutionist literature, the Aquatic Ape story goes like this: Billions of years ago a bunch of monkeys lived under the sea. Then one day, one of them gave birth to a human baby. Soon after, all the sea-monkeys began giving birth to human babies. Eventually, there were only humans living under the sea. Then the sea-humans decided to live on the land, so they did just that. Many years latter, one of these now land-living sea-humans gave birth to a baby who was named Charles Darwin. And they lived happily ever after."

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/aquatic.html

This site is ugh.

Destiny/Zack0Wack0 · November 12, 2009, 05:27:56 AM

I loving laughed so hard at the atheist poster. It makes atheists sound like Flash Mobers.

Also, every person is atheist at a stage in their life, so everyone must be grumpy!

EDIT: forget, I hate christians like this.

IceBlue · November 12, 2009, 05:30:16 AM

Quote from: Destiny/Zack0Wack0 on November 12, 2009, 05:27:56 AM

It makes atheists sound like Flash Mobers.

GET AWAY FROM ME MURDEREESSEE~~!

Makingblah · November 12, 2009, 05:48:36 AM

L O L

Nex · November 12, 2009, 05:50:34 AM

Quote from: IceBlue on November 12, 2009, 04:13:25 AM

SATAN WANTS YOUR CHILDREN

He can have them =)

.::Taboo::. · November 12, 2009, 06:14:20 AM

Quote

"It's easy to exit the maze
of sins if you follow the
path of the Cross! YAY!"

It also claims that dinosaurs walk the land and in the sea...?

What kind of moron makes up blatant lies about such common knowledge??