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| General Nick:
--- Quote from: Kalphiter on November 12, 2009, 05:09:13 PM ---Oh, hahahahahahahaha You were just too south for the Northeast Blackout of 2003, or perhaps on the edge [im g]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/08/13/timestopics/topics_blackout2003_395.jpg[/img] [im g]http://web.mit.edu/kayla/Public/Backgrounds/Blackout%20August%202003.jpg[/img] --- End quote --- Yep, very edge of it C: At the time I was like "have they tried turning ON the light switches? DUH" |
| zackin5:
1. Stock up on food guns and ammo. 2. Barricade every entrance. 3. Get to the most secure part of your house. 4. If you see anyone shoot them. 5. Eat at every meal time. 5. Profit. |
| ultimamax:
--- Quote from: NickTheSushi on November 12, 2009, 05:15:54 PM ---1. Get to the highest floor of any building you can find. 2. Open every window in the room. 3. Sit in the awesomest hotub you can find out on the perch (if no perch, near a window) and hold a giant metal pole out into the storm Trust me. That is guaranteed safety. --- End quote --- I tried it and I'm fine, aren't I? :cookieMonster: |
| General Nick:
--- Quote from: zackin5 on November 12, 2009, 05:40:02 PM ---1. Report unusual behavior. 2. Barricade your homes. 3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. 3. Wait for official instructions. 4. Pretend to wait. 5. Stockpile on ammunition and weapons of all kinds. 6. "Kill all sons'a bitches." That's YOUR official instructions. 7. Leave the safehouse by kicking it down while shooting a zombie with a shotgun to the face. 8. Have someone bash a zombie in the face while saying "THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD". 9. Shoot The Hunchback of Notre Dame the Jockey. 10. Get back from the spitter goo and shoot zombies. 11. Go up 30 flights of god-damn stairs. 12. Encourage team with promises of a chocolate helicopter. 13. Await chocolate helicopter. 14. Realize that you're left 4 for dead. 15. Make a change of plans. --- End quote --- |
| BladeOfTheHorizon:
Panic! The storm will rip your house off the ground. Well, actually, don't panic, because with your house lifted off the ground looters can get you and once you come back down the nearby churchpeople will praise you because they will think you're Jesus. |
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