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| Cats - They cheat :( |
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| Sergio:
Cats are loving awesome. |
| Conan:
--- Quote from: Skyler97 on November 16, 2009, 11:33:13 PM ---i hav a cat names dookers and one time i was pluyin with my pokmon cards and he came nd ninja scratched me and i wuz lyk omgwtfbbq hax and he like moo and then he jump out window then i go watch tv and then i go find cat and he has my pokmon cards on roof and i lyk gimme back and ge like nuu and i get out my bbgun and shoot at him and he use matrix and doge then i get mad and turned into munky but he used lazer beam and shoot me and then he goes into hose and eat all my yogurt and i lyk all mad so i get my pet dinosore and sick it aftur him and he like haha and he turn into rayman and use his lazer balls and then go back to cat mode and he sey oin arnuld swurzinagger voice that if i try to get him again he kill babie so i stop and he kil babie anyway and i get mad and he scratch me that piss me off so we go to train tracks and have a samurie duel and he win and then he gets hit by train but he watched hanrooster so he threw train to sun and i get mad he still alive so i feed him poisen yet he laffsa at me again ucuz he immune and then we play videogames and i win and he get mad and goes to sleep for the night --- End quote --- That's the worst short story I have ever read. |
| Volko:
I personally think cats are mentally insane, miniature ripoffs of the lion. All cats do is tear up everything, get pissy with anyone who bothers them, and stuff in the litter box to make dogs feel bad about having to step outside to do the business. I once had a cat that tore up the curtains and mauled my hamster. After I saw this, there was definitely not a very good ending for that cat. |
| Conan:
--- Quote from: Volko on November 17, 2009, 08:40:17 PM ---I personally think cats are mentally insane, miniature ripoffs of the lion. All cats do is tear up everything, get pissy with anyone who bothers them, and stuff in the litter box to make dogs feel bad about having to step outside to do the business. I once had a cat that tore up the curtains and mauled my hamster. After I saw this, there was definitely not a very good ending for that cat. --- End quote --- Whaddya do? Hang it? Shoot it everywhere before it died? You do anything against the law? Like animal cruelty? |
| TheChaosCarrier:
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