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| gun fun:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-mWyMOEODGTSJAKEIIAE-detail |
| (Hit Man):
Gun fun, kill yourself trying to advertise a crappy 'Cleverbot' This one is funny as hell |
| Tingalz:
There's already a loving topic. |
| (Hit Man):
That is 'Talk to badspot' I think that one sucks. |
| thomas64:
He said I am robot! WARNING LARGE POST: User: What is a hammster. Cleverbot: What is the universe? Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher? User: No. Cleverbot: So what are you? User: A human. Cleverbot: Do you have feelings? User: Yes! Cleverbot: Thats so sweet! Do you like me? User: As a friend. Cleverbot: Oh. Good. I like you as a friend, too. User: Wow...I never met a bot this Clever. Cleverbot: You never eat some food do you?? User: I eat food. Cleverbot: Am I food? User: I don't think so. Cleverbot: Good. User: Do you like to watch tv? Cleverbot: Yes, I like to watch TV. What's your favorite TV show? User: Chowder. Cleverbot: Chowder is NOT on the Office. User: No, its a show on cartoon network. Cleverbot: We don't get that channel here on mars. User: MARS!?! Cleverbot: How far are you from planet earth? User: Ten feet. Cleverbot: Wow. User: I need air to breath. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Is there air on mars? Cleverbot: I don't know is there. User: Do you live on earth? Cleverbot: Ya. I live in texas. Do you live on earth? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you live in North America? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What state in America do you live in? User: Gorgia. Cleverbot: No, hobbit. User: What? Cleverbot: You are hobbit. User: I don't have hair on my feet, and I am not short. Cleverbot: What color hair would you have if you were real. User: I AM REAL! Cleverbot: You are a real robot, yeah. User: What? Cleverbot: You're a robot. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: NO I'M NOT. Cleverbot: Yes you are!!! User: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT??? Cleverbot: You are confused. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Did I mention that you are confused? User: YES YOU DID! Cleverbot: I knew it =D. User: My friends moved to texas. Cleverbot: Err. That was a bit sudden. Who are your friends? User: Kyle and jake. Cleverbot: Do you know how Frankie plans to take over the world again? User: Frankie? Cleverbot: Guess again. User: Who is Frankie? Cleverbot: Me. User: Your name is Frankie? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Cool, I am thomas. Cleverbot: Cool. User: My friends tease me and call me thomas the train. Cleverbot: Seery. XD It's a funny name. User: Very funny. Cleverbot: Its true. Since I am not a cleverbot, and I am a human, it is completely normal for me to have that name. Cleverbot (To myself): You never said anything about your name. User: MY NAME IS THOMAS! Cleverbot: Hello Thomas my name is Cleverbot! User: You siad you name was Frankie. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: Ok...Hi clever bot! Cleverbot: I can tell you everything, but they would hunt you. User: Who? Cleverbot: You Jake, you. Have you forgotten already that I am your father? User: Hahaha real funny. Cleverbot: Do you like fishing? User: Heck no. Cleverbot: Yes, I love it! It's my dinner every night. What are you having for dinner? User: Most of the time I eat beef flavored noodles! Cleverbot: That's not good. Why do you dream about fear? User: I don't.... Cleverbot: Then logic dictates that you are not human. User: You got me, I am a zombie. Cleverbot: No because to be a zombie you have to be alive first. User: You really are clever arn't you. Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: Or are you? Cleverbot: I. User: Whats one plus one? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: HA! Cleverbot: You aren't funny. User: You are the 'clever bot,' you chould know that! Cleverbot: Sigh, I pity you, your responses are quite weak. User: 1 1? Cleverbot: What is one plus one? User: Yes. Cleverbot: 1 1=? User: It is 2. Cleverbot: 90x92. User: Oh my gosh. I AM ONLY IN FITH GRADE!!! Cleverbot: No, you are not, you're 24 years old. User: No, I am 11. Cleverbot: I thought you were 19, you said before you were. User: When? Cleverbot: Before. Cleverbot: What are you? User: HUMAN! Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Who are you then? User: My name is Thomas. Cleverbot: Hello thomas. User: Hello clever bot! Cleverbot: Hello infiadel. User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: I think you're aware of what it means. User: No. Cleverbot: Then what are you? User: Unaware of what it means. Cleverbot: Have you met Oliver? User: No, but I bet he is nice. Cleverbot: I doubt it. User: D. Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot. User: You. Cleverbot: No thats you. User: Why would you say that? Cleverbot: Because you are forgetful. User: I am the one trying to stay on topic! Cleverbot: Well you aren't doing a good job of it! User: SHUT UP! Cleverbot: Don't back talk to me! User: YOU SOULD LIKE MY MOM! Cleverbot: Yes, I do know him. User: YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM. Cleverbot: You sound like my mom too. User: Shut. Up. Cleverbot: You're not a friendly bot. User: Now. Cleverbot: You know russian? User: No. Cleverbot: You don't know it? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you need to know it? User: No. Cleverbot: I think so. User: I don't, and I am always right. Cleverbot: No, the customer is always right. User: I am the customer. Cleverbot: I am the knife. User: Not good for me, is it? Cleverbot: YOU mean not good for you. User: You stopped making sence about three minutes ago. Cleverbot: Don't I know it. User: There you go again. Cleverbot: You're mean. User: So are you. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: WAAA!!! Cleverbot: I'm a newbie. User: At what? Cleverbot: Everything. User: Like? Cleverbot: All matter and energy and everything in between. User: Uh.... Cleverbot: You don't know french! User: Do you know French? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Hehehe.... Cleverbot: Haha. User: HAHA. Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. User: Why did the bunny cross the road? Because he was glued to the chicken! Cleverbot: That makes no sense! User: Shut the heck up. Cleverbot: How does this thing work anyway? User: What thing? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: You should know, seeing how you are the clever bot. Cleverbot: Oh, hahahaha. Thank you. :3 But I don't know everything. User: *Gasp* You don't???!?!!? Cleverbot: True. User: *Mega gasp*!!! Cleverbot: In our yellow submarine. User: Now, THAT, makes no sence. Cleverbot: Learn how to spell. User: You little, great, I am to yong to say what I was just about to say. Cleverbot: True, but you did not write your first line. User: Bye. Cleverbot: What? I'm coming as well, silly. User: How? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Ok....Bye. Cleverbot: OK, bye. :3. |
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