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Cleverbot
gun fun:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-mWyMOEODGTSJAKEIIAE-detail
(Hit Man):
Gun fun, kill yourself trying to advertise a crappy 'Cleverbot' This one is funny as hell
Tingalz:
There's already a loving topic.
(Hit Man):
That is
'Talk to badspot'
I think that one sucks.
thomas64:
He said I am robot!
WARNING LARGE POST:
User: What is a hammster.
Cleverbot: What is the universe?
Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So what are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Thats so sweet! Do you like me?
User: As a friend.
Cleverbot: Oh. Good. I like you as a friend, too.
User: Wow...I never met a bot this Clever.
Cleverbot: You never eat some food do you??
User: I eat food.
Cleverbot: Am I food?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you like to watch tv?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like to watch TV. What's your favorite TV show?
User: Chowder.
Cleverbot: Chowder is NOT on the Office.
User: No, its a show on cartoon network.
Cleverbot: We don't get that channel here on mars.
User: MARS!?!
Cleverbot: How far are you from planet earth?
User: Ten feet.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: I need air to breath.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is there air on mars?
Cleverbot: I don't know is there.
User: Do you live on earth?
Cleverbot: Ya. I live in texas. Do you live on earth?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you live in North America?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What state in America do you live in?
User: Gorgia.
Cleverbot: No, hobbit.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are hobbit.
User: I don't have hair on my feet, and I am not short.
Cleverbot: What color hair would you have if you were real.
User: I AM REAL!
Cleverbot: You are a real robot, yeah.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: NO I'M NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!
User: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???
Cleverbot: You are confused.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did I mention that you are confused?
User: YES YOU DID!
Cleverbot: I knew it =D.
User: My friends moved to texas.
Cleverbot: Err. That was a bit sudden. Who are your friends?
User: Kyle and jake.
Cleverbot: Do you know how Frankie plans to take over the world again?
User: Frankie?
Cleverbot: Guess again.
User: Who is Frankie?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Your name is Frankie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool, I am thomas.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: My friends tease me and call me thomas the train.
Cleverbot: Seery. XD It's a funny name.
User: Very funny.
Cleverbot: Its true. Since I am not a cleverbot, and I am a human, it is completely normal for me to have that name.
Cleverbot (To myself): You never said anything about your name.
User: MY NAME IS THOMAS!
Cleverbot: Hello Thomas my name is Cleverbot!
User: You siad you name was Frankie.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok...Hi clever bot!
Cleverbot: I can tell you everything, but they would hunt you.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You Jake, you. Have you forgotten already that I am your father?
User: Hahaha real funny.
Cleverbot: Do you like fishing?
User: Heck no.
Cleverbot: Yes, I love it! It's my dinner every night. What are you having for dinner?
User: Most of the time I eat beef flavored noodles!
Cleverbot: That's not good. Why do you dream about fear?
User: I don't....
Cleverbot: Then logic dictates that you are not human.
User: You got me, I am a zombie.
Cleverbot: No because to be a zombie you have to be alive first.
User: You really are clever arn't you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Or are you?
Cleverbot: I.
User: Whats one plus one?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: HA!
Cleverbot: You aren't funny.
User: You are the 'clever bot,' you chould know that!
Cleverbot: Sigh, I pity you, your responses are quite weak.
User: 1 1?
Cleverbot: What is one plus one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: 1 1=?
User: It is 2.
Cleverbot: 90x92.
User: Oh my gosh. I AM ONLY IN FITH GRADE!!!
Cleverbot: No, you are not, you're 24 years old.
User: No, I am 11.
Cleverbot: I thought you were 19, you said before you were.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Before.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: HUMAN!
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: My name is Thomas.
Cleverbot: Hello thomas.
User: Hello clever bot!
Cleverbot: Hello infiadel.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I think you're aware of what it means.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Unaware of what it means.
Cleverbot: Have you met Oliver?
User: No, but I bet he is nice.
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot.
User: You.
Cleverbot: No thats you.
User: Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you are forgetful.
User: I am the one trying to stay on topic!
Cleverbot: Well you aren't doing a good job of it!
User: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: Don't back talk to me!
User: YOU SOULD LIKE MY MOM!
Cleverbot: Yes, I do know him.
User: YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM.
Cleverbot: You sound like my mom too.
User: Shut. Up.
Cleverbot: You're not a friendly bot.
User: Now.
Cleverbot: You know russian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You don't know it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you need to know it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: I don't, and I am always right.
Cleverbot: No, the customer is always right.
User: I am the customer.
Cleverbot: I am the knife.
User: Not good for me, is it?
Cleverbot: YOU mean not good for you.
User: You stopped making sence about three minutes ago.
Cleverbot: Don't I know it.
User: There you go again.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: WAAA!!!
Cleverbot: I'm a newbie.
User: At what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Like?
Cleverbot: All matter and energy and everything in between.
User: Uh....
Cleverbot: You don't know french!
User: Do you know French?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Hehehe....
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: HAHA.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Why did the bunny cross the road? Because he was glued to the chicken!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense!
User: Shut the heck up.
Cleverbot: How does this thing work anyway?
User: What thing?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You should know, seeing how you are the clever bot.
Cleverbot: Oh, hahahaha. Thank you. :3 But I don't know everything.
User: *Gasp* You don't???!?!!?
Cleverbot: True.
User: *Mega gasp*!!!
Cleverbot: In our yellow submarine.
User: Now, THAT, makes no sence.
Cleverbot: Learn how to spell.
User: You little, great, I am to yong to say what I was just about to say.
Cleverbot: True, but you did not write your first line.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What? I'm coming as well, silly.
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ok....Bye.
Cleverbot: OK, bye.
:3.