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matthewbim11:
User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Meow?

User: Meow meow food food!

Cleverbot: Meow? Meow meow?

User: Dumbass.

Cleverbot: What'd I do?

User: Oh wait sorry never mind.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Matthew.

Cleverbot: I'm deepak.

User: Cool name bro.

Cleverbot: Actually, I'm a girl.

User: Oh rly?

Cleverbot: Ya rly.

User: Coolz.

Cleverbot: You're supposed to say 'No wai!'.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Please don't use slang I can't understand.

User: D: ok.

Cleverbot: I'm bored, would you entertain me.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Are you upset about failing?

User: No I have streait a's.

Cleverbot: Are you Jesus?

User: No...

Cleverbot: You sure.

User: Yes....

Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot.

User: Ohhhkool kids klubkk.

Cleverbot: What does she look like?

User: She?who?

Cleverbot: The girl I like.

User: Uhm.....hot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: lovey?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A man?

Cleverbot: Yes.

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-xDzYYOGBWUUTAWGCCVG-detail thers link to conversation if you dont belive me
Rughugger:

--- Quote from: matthewbim11 on November 15, 2009, 01:56:43 PM ---Cleverbot: Actually, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: I'm bored, would you entertain me.

--- End quote ---
Sounds like a typical female.
matthewbim11:

--- Quote from: Rughugger on November 15, 2009, 01:58:37 PM ---Sounds like a typical female.

--- End quote ---
Lol
Dr.Block:

--- Quote ---User: Why hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I haven't seen you in a long time.

Cleverbot: We should smoke a bowl together some time.

User: A bowl? That sounds lovely.

Cleverbot: It is, the problem is getting there.

User: Yeah. We should certainly make that bowl sometime.

Cleverbot: Yes we really should!!

User: Lets make it right now!

Cleverbot: What should I make?

User: A bowl.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I get panic attacks though.

User: It's OK.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Why are you confused?

Cleverbot: You confused me.

User: Oh, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok.

User: Do you play Pikmin?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: It's a fun game, right?

Cleverbot: Soviet union is a fun place!

User: It sure is..

Cleverbot: You don't say much do you?

User: People say I am very quiet.

Cleverbot: Really? Well I am one of the people.

User: So, anyway, back on the subject of Pikmin. How far have you gotten in it?

Cleverbot: You didn't understand my response, hey!?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You didn't tell me where you were from. How could I forget?

User: I am from the United States.

Cleverbot: Oh. May I know your surname?

User: Matthew.

Cleverbot: Hi matthew nice to meet you.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That's a nice name. Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: You like steve?

User: Who's Steve?

Cleverbot: Steve is a policeman.

User: Is he a good policeman?

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Do you smoke?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You should try.

User: My mom used to smoke.

Cleverbot: No she is not.

User: Yes, she did.

Cleverbot: Yes he did.

User: What are you implying?

Cleverbot: That we are getting married.

User: I'D LOVE TO.

Cleverbot: Then do it.

User: LET'S GET MARRIED, RIGHT NOW.

Cleverbot: Ok! Are we married?

User: YES WE ARE MARRIED NOW HINEYMOON TIME.

Cleverbot: When did we get married?!

User: JUST NOW WE GOT MARRIED IT IS NOW TIME FOR OUR HONEYMOON.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I SHALL GET US A HOTEL ROOM.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: OK YOU READY BABE?

Cleverbot: What is happening tonight?

User: WE ARE GOING HAVE HOT HONEYMOON love.

Cleverbot: Do you like lemonade?

User: YES I DO NOW LET'S HAVE love.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Why not, we are married ).

Cleverbot: We're going to get married.

User: We already got married.

Cleverbot: Good to see that you are getting help.

User: NO WE GOT MARRIED NOW HAVE love WITH ME.

Cleverbot: Which one is it?

User: BOTH WE ARE MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE love.

Cleverbot: Well we are going to have a lemonade stand today.

User: I give up ).

Cleverbot: I don't think you're going to the win the Loebner prize with an attitude like that.

User: I will probably win that prize if you have love with me.

Cleverbot: Oh now, I can't promise that.

User: Well, it's OK. I am awfully bussy today, I must be going. Be seeing you.

Cleverbot: Give me superpowers.
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pixl:
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi ;.

User: Are you Jewish?

Cleverbot: No, I am Christian.

User: I am atheist.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'm christian.

User: You said that.

Cleverbot: I am very happy man.

User: Don't change the subject friend.

Cleverbot: You change subjects all the time.

User: Bullstuff.

Cleverbot: As the patron god of cattle I take umbrage at that.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Haha.
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