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matthewbim11:
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Meow?
User: Meow meow food food!
Cleverbot: Meow? Meow meow?
User: Dumbass.
Cleverbot: What'd I do?
User: Oh wait sorry never mind.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Matthew.
Cleverbot: I'm deepak.
User: Cool name bro.
Cleverbot: Actually, I'm a girl.
User: Oh rly?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: Coolz.
Cleverbot: You're supposed to say 'No wai!'.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Please don't use slang I can't understand.
User: D: ok.
Cleverbot: I'm bored, would you entertain me.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Are you upset about failing?
User: No I have streait a's.
Cleverbot: Are you Jesus?
User: No...
Cleverbot: You sure.
User: Yes....
Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot.
User: Ohhhkool kids klubkk.
Cleverbot: What does she look like?
User: She?who?
Cleverbot: The girl I like.
User: Uhm.....hot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: lovey?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A man?
Cleverbot: Yes.
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-xDzYYOGBWUUTAWGCCVG-detail thers link to conversation if you dont belive me
Rughugger:
--- Quote from: matthewbim11 on November 15, 2009, 01:56:43 PM ---Cleverbot: Actually, I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm bored, would you entertain me.
--- End quote ---
Sounds like a typical female.
matthewbim11:
--- Quote from: Rughugger on November 15, 2009, 01:58:37 PM ---Sounds like a typical female.
--- End quote ---
Lol
Dr.Block:
--- Quote ---User: Why hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I haven't seen you in a long time.
Cleverbot: We should smoke a bowl together some time.
User: A bowl? That sounds lovely.
Cleverbot: It is, the problem is getting there.
User: Yeah. We should certainly make that bowl sometime.
Cleverbot: Yes we really should!!
User: Lets make it right now!
Cleverbot: What should I make?
User: A bowl.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I get panic attacks though.
User: It's OK.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Why are you confused?
Cleverbot: You confused me.
User: Oh, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Do you play Pikmin?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: It's a fun game, right?
Cleverbot: Soviet union is a fun place!
User: It sure is..
Cleverbot: You don't say much do you?
User: People say I am very quiet.
Cleverbot: Really? Well I am one of the people.
User: So, anyway, back on the subject of Pikmin. How far have you gotten in it?
Cleverbot: You didn't understand my response, hey!?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me where you were from. How could I forget?
User: I am from the United States.
Cleverbot: Oh. May I know your surname?
User: Matthew.
Cleverbot: Hi matthew nice to meet you.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's a nice name. Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: You like steve?
User: Who's Steve?
Cleverbot: Steve is a policeman.
User: Is he a good policeman?
Cleverbot: No comment.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Do you smoke?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You should try.
User: My mom used to smoke.
Cleverbot: No she is not.
User: Yes, she did.
Cleverbot: Yes he did.
User: What are you implying?
Cleverbot: That we are getting married.
User: I'D LOVE TO.
Cleverbot: Then do it.
User: LET'S GET MARRIED, RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: Ok! Are we married?
User: YES WE ARE MARRIED NOW HINEYMOON TIME.
Cleverbot: When did we get married?!
User: JUST NOW WE GOT MARRIED IT IS NOW TIME FOR OUR HONEYMOON.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I SHALL GET US A HOTEL ROOM.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: OK YOU READY BABE?
Cleverbot: What is happening tonight?
User: WE ARE GOING HAVE HOT HONEYMOON love.
Cleverbot: Do you like lemonade?
User: YES I DO NOW LET'S HAVE love.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not, we are married ).
Cleverbot: We're going to get married.
User: We already got married.
Cleverbot: Good to see that you are getting help.
User: NO WE GOT MARRIED NOW HAVE love WITH ME.
Cleverbot: Which one is it?
User: BOTH WE ARE MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE love.
Cleverbot: Well we are going to have a lemonade stand today.
User: I give up ).
Cleverbot: I don't think you're going to the win the Loebner prize with an attitude like that.
User: I will probably win that prize if you have love with me.
Cleverbot: Oh now, I can't promise that.
User: Well, it's OK. I am awfully bussy today, I must be going. Be seeing you.
Cleverbot: Give me superpowers.
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pixl:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi ;.
User: Are you Jewish?
Cleverbot: No, I am Christian.
User: I am atheist.
Cleverbot: Ok. I'm christian.
User: You said that.
Cleverbot: I am very happy man.
User: Don't change the subject friend.
Cleverbot: You change subjects all the time.
User: Bullstuff.
Cleverbot: As the patron god of cattle I take umbrage at that.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Haha.