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--- Quote from: A.R.C. on November 15, 2009, 03:27:50 PM ---THIS JUST IN

SCHOOL BANS PENCILS IN FEAR OF THEM BEING USED AS WEAPONS

STUDENTS MUST NOW WRITE IN BUBBLES!

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The sad thing is I can almost see that happening.
Sandvich:
BUBBLE CHOKES AND KILLS 10 YR OLD

WE NOW RIGHT WITH FINGER NAILS
KoopaScooper:
FINGERNAILS SCRATCH
KIDS FINGERNAILS RIPPED OUT

KIDS NOW WRITE WITH MOTOR OIL
DarthVolga:

--- Quote from: Sandvich on November 15, 2009, 03:31:31 PM ---BUBBLE CHOKES AND KILLS 10 YR OLD

WE NOW RIGHT WITH FINGER NAILS

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Then breaks their fingernail and it bleeds, now you write with your spit.
General Nick:

--- Quote from: DarthVolga on November 15, 2009, 03:32:43 PM ---Then breaks their fingernail and it bleeds, now you write with your spit.

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THIS JUST IN

SPIT CARRIES DISEASE IN SOME CASES

WE MUST NOW USE FECES HAIR
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