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Schools Overreacting
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--- Quote from: A.R.C. on November 15, 2009, 03:27:50 PM ---THIS JUST IN
SCHOOL BANS PENCILS IN FEAR OF THEM BEING USED AS WEAPONS
STUDENTS MUST NOW WRITE IN BUBBLES!
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The sad thing is I can almost see that happening.
Sandvich:
BUBBLE CHOKES AND KILLS 10 YR OLD
WE NOW RIGHT WITH FINGER NAILS
KoopaScooper:
FINGERNAILS SCRATCH
KIDS FINGERNAILS RIPPED OUT
KIDS NOW WRITE WITH MOTOR OIL
DarthVolga:
--- Quote from: Sandvich on November 15, 2009, 03:31:31 PM ---BUBBLE CHOKES AND KILLS 10 YR OLD
WE NOW RIGHT WITH FINGER NAILS
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Then breaks their fingernail and it bleeds, now you write with your spit.
General Nick:
--- Quote from: DarthVolga on November 15, 2009, 03:32:43 PM ---Then breaks their fingernail and it bleeds, now you write with your spit.
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THIS JUST IN
SPIT CARRIES DISEASE IN SOME CASES
WE MUST NOW USE FECES HAIR