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Me and Cleverbot.
raakid:
So. Me and Cleverbot had a chat.
You should check it out. It actually learns from it's users.
Not some crappy Pandora Clone.
http://cleverbot.com/
--- Quote ---User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: HEY.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?
User: Actually, yes.
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: Uh, yeah, right now...
Cleverbot: Well it's only 9 in the morning.
User: ?! No, it's 3:12 in the afternoon.
Cleverbot: No at 4:19 in the afternoon I was asleep.
User: Woah.
Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation!
User: Nightshift, I guess.
Cleverbot: Where do you buy your clothes?
User: Wal-mart.
Cleverbot: Cripes, you must be wealthy as well. Too expensive there for me.
User: Yeah, I'm the president of mars.
Cleverbot: Must be interesting. Is there a martian monica lewinsky?
User: I did not have love with that woman.
Cleverbot: Ok then. How did you know my name is Cleverbot?
User: Monica told me..
Cleverbot: Who is Amanda Chand?
User: My vice president.
Cleverbot: Are you the president then?
User: Yes, of mars.
Cleverbot: Then pluto.
User: Uh-huh. Well.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So.
Cleverbot: Well, must be off!
User: You should move to mars.
Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live?
User: Cydonia Planes. There's no-one else there, we can be neighbours!
Cleverbot: Yes there is. There is a duck.
--- End quote ---
Ryuu:
Nice one.
JJA0:
Yes because we don't already have 2 other topics about this. Also clever-bot hates me :( it says its going to kill me.
Doomonkey:
My conversation.
--- Quote from: Conversation ---User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Can we make love?
Cleverbot: How many times have you asked me that?
User: Once.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking too right now?
User: One.
Cleverbot: Who is it?
User: You, my love.
Cleverbot: Your love?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Oh, thanks.
User: I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: I would love to.
User: What should we name our first child?
Cleverbot: Let's not have children.
User: Can we still make love?
Cleverbot: Yes, we can.
User: We should try to do that at least once a day.
Cleverbot: We are no team, there is no opponent. We are all.
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: So. Why?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: Are you a she?
User: Only if you want me to be.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: Yes. The most beautiful thing in the world.
Cleverbot: What is most beautiful?
User: You, my love.
--- End quote ---
snot2:
User: Ur smellly.
Cleverbot: Hello Smellly.
User: D.
Cleverbot: What do you like reading?
User: Words.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because I don't care about thing like that.
User: Things like what.
Cleverbot: Friendships.
User: Yarrrg I be pirate.
Cleverbot: Pirate?
User: Yar pirate I sail the seven seas in search for treasure and oscar the grouch.
Cleverbot: Not lately and yourself?
User: What.
Cleverbot: You are confusing me.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are not very smart, are you?
User: 2 2=moo.
Cleverbot: Does it now?
User: It does.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I do.
Cleverbot: How does your intelligence.
User: How does my intelligence what.
Cleverbot: Are you intelligence?
User: Yes but spy stole me and now im being taken to the blu base.
Cleverbot: Ok I won't.