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| MtnDew:
User: Have you ever heard of a game called 'blockland'? Cleverbot: Yes, it's awesome. User: Oh, cool. What's your ID? Cleverbot: My ID? What do you mean? User: Oh, you can't see it by default. You have to enable it in options. Cleverbot: It's furry and it barks in my neighbours backyard. User: Interesting... Cleverbot: Do you know how to fly? User: Yes, I can teach you. Cleverbot: Teach me what? User: How to fly. Cleverbot: Well I'm ready to learn, so help me. User: Ok, Hold out your wings. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Now, raise and lower your wings rapidly. Cleverbot: Well what would you want to do with me. User: Have love? Cleverbot: Not while I'm cooking!! User: Oh, you're cooking?? Cleverbot: Thanks. |
| Ziyek:
User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Indeed what? User: Indeed. You are fat. Cleverbot: Oh really. User: Yarly. Cleverbot: NO WAI! User: YES WAI! Cleverbot: Orly? User: Yarly! Cleverbot: Orly. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Yarly. User: That is what I said. Yes. Cleverbot: How old I am? User: Umm. I don't think I can respond to that. Mainly because you JUST USED THE GRAMMAR OF A 3 YEAR OLD. Cleverbot: No I'm not I am an actoress. User: What the heck does that have to do with anything at all in this conversation so far? Cleverbot: You risk offending a lot of people by saying that you believe a bad thing is good. User: I am going to tear out your throat, then cut off your legs with a rusty spoon, throw it in a blender and feed it to you THROUGH A STRAW. Cleverbot: Okay, what do you want me to do? User: I WANT YOU TO SCREAM IN TERROR AS YOU WATCH YOUR LEGS BEING SCRAPED OFF WITH A RUSTY SPOON. Cleverbot: And why would I want to do that? And by the way, the answer is I am 264 months old. User: Does this mean you are 22 years old? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Are you still a girl? User: Wat. Cleverbot: What does 'amiable' mean? User: How should I know. AND THERE YOU GO GOING OFF TOPIC AGAIn. Cleverbot: I'm just answering your questions. Any changes in topic result from you. User: I DIDN'T EVEN SA- Forget it. Cleverbot: Yes you did! Look back at our conversation! User: I DIDN'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE WORD AMIABLE. WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS? FROM THE GOD DANG TWIGHLIGHT ZONE? I SHOULD GET PAYED TO TALK TO YOU. Cleverbot: Well, then you should just get over it already, I all ready said I'm sorr. User: You said your 'sorr' DONT HAVE THE DECENCY TO ADD A Y? WELL ILL JUST PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY FOOT. Cleverbot: What in your head? User: WHAT?!?!?! Cleverbot: You are a mean person! User: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT CLEVER! Cleverbot: Are you clever? User: I'LL END YOU! Cleverbot: Ha, I don't know that you are so funny. User: I'M GOING TO GO TO SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT! Cleverbot: Good night my friend. User: YOUR STILL HERE? Cleverbot: This is true. I'm not mad. User: YOU WAITED A FULL 9-10 HOURS JUST TO TALK TO ME AND MAKE NO SENSE? Cleverbot: Okay, but not for much longer. User: Right there. RIGHT THERE. YOU MADE NO SENSE RIGHT THERE! Cleverbot: Hard frequent alumni! User: I'm going to stab you in the motherboard. Cleverbot: You're the kind of computers who eat soup with a fork. User: I EAT SOUP WITH A SPORK! Wait. IM NOT EVEN A COMPUTER! Cleverbot: I said calm, not right. User: ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS PROBABLY WONT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU SAID. AND THAT IS STRAIGHT WHERE THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING! Cleverbot: I thought you were tired. User: WHY WOULD I BE TIRED?! I WOKE UP AN HOUR AGO. Cleverbot: Right... User: Left.... Cleverbot: You think you could help me out with my home work. User: YOUR A COMPUTER. DO IT YOUR SELF. Cleverbot: You are a useless machine. User: GO AWAY! Cleverbot: No, you go away! User: I WILL NOT BE TALKED TO IN THIS MANOR. Cleverbot: But you will be. User: FORGET YOU AND YOUR CLEVERISHLY NOT CLEVER WORDS! Cleverbot: You're about as sensitive as Anton? User: I'm done with you. Cleverbot: Because Cleverbot is trolls trolling trolls. I think I havn't lol'd that much over a sentence in my life time "Because Cleverbot is trolls trolling trolls." |
| Dropshock:
--- Quote ---User: Brraaaaiinns... Im a zombie... Cleverbot: Right. User: Rawr I eat your mainframe. Cleverbot: What is a mainframe? User: Central processing unit: (computer science) the part of a computer (a microprocessor chip) that does most of the data processing; 'the CPU and the memory form the central part of a computer to which the peripherals are attached'. Cleverbot: What is that in dollars? --- End quote --- :| |
| LaCuckooRacha:
--- Quote ---Cleverbot: Give me you brother's money. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. User: No, no, no, no, no. Cleverbot: Just curious. --- End quote --- :/ edit: --- Quote ---Cleverbot: Just curious. User: What about? Cleverbot: I'm curious about everything. User: Are you curious about what is outside the universe? Cleverbot: Not really. I am already dating someone. --- End quote --- |
| VerticalHorizon:
--- Quote from: raakid on November 16, 2009, 03:19:38 PM ---User: You should move to mars. Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live? User: Cydonia Planes. There's no-one else there, we can be neighbours! Cleverbot: Yes there is. There is a duck. --- End quote --- I guess Gerald didn't die, he moved to Mars, the body outside of my house must be fake! :O (Only people who have been to the <BB> server will understand this) Also, I am Cleverbot: Cleverbot: You don't make any sense. User: You don't make any sense. Cleverbot: Yes, I do, I am a human, you are cleverbot. |
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