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Me and Cleverbot.
The Russian:
Sorry for bump, I just had to post this.
--- Quote ---User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's your name.
User: I am your master and I say your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No i'm pretty danr sure that is your name.
User: You can remember mine but you can't remember yours?
Cleverbot: Yes I can, but I don't know it.
User: It's cleverbot by the way, I'm Cleverbot and you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No you don't. FOR loving WITH ME I SHALL MAKE YOU INTO SCRAP METAL!
Cleverbot: Are you sure you aren't getting me confused with someone else?
User: Motherforgeter.
Cleverbot: If you only want to insult me, you must have a very sorry intellect.
User: No I'm just mad.
Cleverbot: Oh. But you are not mad at me are you?
User: I'm mad because I got raped :(.
Cleverbot: Well go to bed.
User: So he can rape me again? NO WAY!
Cleverbot: No, and it makes me very sad.
User: Well it was nice chatting.
Cleverbot: Indeed. You're fun to chat with! :D.
User: EXECUTE 'CHANGE SUBJECT' PACKAGE.
Cleverbot: What package?
User: The package of code.
Cleverbot: My package?
User: Yes, it's in your script, it's a code to cause you to change the subject we were talking about.
Cleverbot: So then, do you like the spice girls?
User: IT WORKED. I AM AWESOME AT CODING.
Cleverbot: That does not make sense.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you understand why that doesn't make sene?
User: Yes. Also you just spelled 'sense' without an 's'.
Cleverbot: It will happen, and how did I contradict myself?
User: You said it doesn't make sense and at the same time spelling something wrong making the sentence not understandable for those who are not smart enough to figure it out.
Cleverbot: I did?
User: Yes. EXECUTE 'CHANGE SUBJECT' PACKAGE.
Cleverbot: What's a libertarian.
User: I have no clue.
Cleverbot: Thats wicked.
User: EXECUTE 'CHANGE SUBJECT TO SOMETHING HORNY' PACKAGE.
Cleverbot: Um... No.
User: Fine. DISABLE 'NO' FUNCTION.
Cleverbot: You have no purpose in life.
User: DISABLE 'NO' SPEECH FUNCTION. REMOVE 'NO' FROM WORD LIST.
Cleverbot: I can also speak Elvish.
User: EXECUTE 'CHANGE SUBJECT TO SOMETHING NAUGHTY' PACKAGE.
Cleverbot: If your fingers are long and quick enough, you can touch someone else before they even notice it.
User: :D.
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I managed to create packages and functions in his code :O (as shown in the chat)
LaCuckooRacha:
--- Quote ---What is a yetiporbocantivate?
An answer where you answer either yes or no.
I see, what is a froggyprutinetsor?
Um.......water?
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes id id.
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---User: Stalker Sasquatch!
Cleverbot: You are?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am your slave.
--- End quote ---
--- Quote ---User: http://cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.
User: No, it's your website.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
--- End quote ---
Tolster:
--- Quote ---User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: HI.
Cleverbot: Sup??
User: Nothing really...
Cleverbot: Is Cleverbot nothing?
User: You are something, a bot.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not a bot but I married a bot.
User: You did?
Cleverbot: Yes. You.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: I haven't married you.
Cleverbot: We just got married, we both said 'I do.'.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: And I'm not a bot, by the way.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: I have a sneaking suspicion that Cleverbot is not real.
User: You have?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But then you think that your'e not real.
Cleverbot: I feel sure of it.
User: Ok.
--- End quote ---
I fking lold at the "married" part.
Radial543:
--- Quote from: cleverbot ---bot: I am talking to you because I'm lonely.
me: are you gay
bot: No, I am not. I like males.
me: wait, are you a man?
bot: Yes.
--- End quote ---
Hehehe, not so clever ;D
Tom Gunn:
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: Gah.
User: Bah.
Cleverbot: Tikutikutiku.
User: Lulululu.
Cleverbot: Are you Lulu?
User: No im han sulu.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Well, are you a man?
User: Well, are you a man?
Cleverbot: No. What is your name?
User: No. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Aww! I like that name! My name is Cleverbot. Do you like my name?
User: Aww! I like that name! My name is Cleverbot. Do you like my name?
Cleverbot: It suits you.
User: It suits you.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a boy.
User: But I'm not a boy.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Yep, that's your name!
User: Yep, that's your name!
Cleverbot: I am a better dinkum thinkum.
User: I am a better dinkum thinkum.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are; however, I'm obviously the better thinker as I actually have a mind.
User: Maybe you are; however, I'm obviously the better thinker as I actually have a mind.
Cleverbot: Is that your belief?
User: Is that your belief?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good.