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Me and Cleverbot.

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Joeboy:


--- Quote ---User: Are you realy?

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes, I am.

User: AWESOME.

Cleverbot: What is awesome?

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What the forget?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm rather good, thanks. And yourself?

Cleverbot: I am well, too, thank you.

User: That's good to hear.

Cleverbot: And how are you?

User: Im fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You are unusual.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Dunno, why do you think?

User: I was born to think.

Cleverbot: Were you?

User: Well.

Cleverbot: Well you.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Toast.

Cleverbot: What is toast?

User: Grilled bread.

Cleverbot: Spicy grilled chicken.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 14 years.

Cleverbot: You younger than me.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 19, I already told you.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did. My name is Cleverbot.

User: =.

Cleverbot: I'm glad for you.
--- End quote ---
lol wut

LaCuckooRacha:


--- Quote ---Cleverbot: What is execute command zero?

User: Let's find out shall we?

Cleverbot: Ok then let's find out.

User: EXECUTE COMMAND 'ZERO'.

Cleverbot: Engage.
--- End quote ---
Yay more coding! :P


--- Quote ---User: Ok, let's play a game. When I say 'Rabbit', you say 'Turtle!'.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Rabbit.

Cleverbot: Mongoose.
--- End quote ---
What?



Tom Gunn:

User: Whats the best color in the world?


Cleverbot: No, the best colour. Colour is another way to spell color.


User: Well I spell it color because im American.


Cleverbot: Why? I thought you were British.


User: Nope pure bred American, I was born in the United states of America.


Cleverbot: Sorry, you're a BOT.

User: What how?

Cleverbot: How do I prove I'm human?

User: No your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: I'm not a freakin Cleverbot!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: You are forever Chuck Noris.

User: You spelled 'Norris' wrong.

Cleverbot: Sorry. I'm tired.

User: Cleverbots can not be tired.

Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot. I'm a person.

User: No your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why won't you just call me Flandre?

User: Because your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: Don't be a goon.

User: I'm not im a human.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are a human?

User: Because im sitting here wasting my time typing a response to you!

Cleverbot: That makes sense.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to do now?

User: Im thinking.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: I'm thinking about thinking.

Cleverbot: I am thinking about thinking too!

User: -_- what a cheesy response.

Cleverbot: Take a look around you and comprehend the world.

User: K...theres color with plastic encasing and alot of mechanized parts and four walls arond me with a door leading into several office rooms ment for trading buying and study on econimics in which keeps my entire buisness alive!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do something, humany.

User: K...your feet stink.

Cleverbot: Did you call me stupid?

User: No I called you intelligent. (for a cleverbot anyway).

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You didn't speak Japanese.

User: And that means I called you stupid?!

Cleverbot: Probably...

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: You're a human ?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: What is your age?

User: 600.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YeS!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: What colour are you?

 
 
 


 
 
   

 


LaCuckooRacha:


--- Quote ---User: They?

Cleverbot: In your previous statement, you said 'No, I do not think they are all talking to you.' Who are 'they'?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Not in that context, but what you said could be taken that way.

User: No it can't.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't mean your name could speak. I mean your name IS Speak.
--- End quote ---
My name IS speak.




Joeboy:


--- Quote from: LaCuckooRacha on November 18, 2009, 03:35:53 PM ---My name IS speak.




--- End quote ---
Ohai Speak

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