Without further ado or anticipatory comments, I present to you our Craftsmen predictions for the next 10 years and beyond.1939 * War breaks out in Europe, Poland is invaded.1942 - 1950 * stuff in wwII * Riddler wins wwii * jew species goes extinct * tingles is sad because his cousins are jewish! D: sux for you * japan is nuked with thousands of ion cannons and mini-nukes1960's * niga right movements hapen. * national socialists go to moon2010 * national socialists host worldwide party for 60 years since wwii victory * obama does something else stupid * September 13: 10:04 PM in cincinnati: tingles goes to brush his teeth * 10:25 PM: tingles finds pubes all over the sink * pics or it didn't happen2011 * obama does something else stupid * obama is impeached and killed by his own kind. * BP becomes world influance. * steve carell comes back to The Office cast * half life 2 episode 3 is released * half life 2 episode 3 is not released2012 * apocalypse doesn't happen, dumbasses QQ. * millions dead as apocalypse destroys earth * jesis crist come bak. * jesis crist is killed by his own followers * Vionix is LORD JESUS OUR SAIVIOR (kills jesus) * less QQing and more PEWPEWing occurs. * GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS (details please) (the idiots get purged) * half life 2 episode 4 is announced * Vionix is killed (Simunet Servers crashed) * devil is elected as new jesis crist2013 * Vionix is reborn (Simunet Fix) (still buggy as forget and can't model) (u nob) * People become poer like sue and her unemployed parents * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year * Bible 2 - The sequel to the hit novel is released, Vionix, our Lord and Saviour, recieves millions.2014 * 20% of the world becomes furry in denial due to sharing sue's condition. * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year * New World Builders dies, having built a total of 3 complete builds.2015 * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year * All the Craftsmen are made admins and begin to plan revolt against baldspot and euphrates but not rutundu * all religion dies in favour of PASTAFARIANISM2016 * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year * Craftsmen becom grand emperors of the world. * tingles is given the moon (we don't colonise it 'till 2019 so no problem)2017 * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year * God appears to everyone and apologizes for being a douche, turns out he got drunk and subjected us to tens of thousands of years of pain and suffering. * (one month later) God gets drunk again, stuff goes back to normal.2018 * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year * gabe newell dies of heart failure * (1st annual valve elections)new valve leder is elected by fatness (hugums is chosen, naturally)2019 * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 1 year * we go to mars and moon and waste millions of dollars to find out they're dead worldsTWNTYTWNTY <YEAAAH NOW WE CAN HAVE THOSE GLASSES WITH TWO 0s FOR EYEHOLES AGAIN! (those sucked btw) * People make moon colonys and it's all worth it * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back "until further notice" * BP Space Rig explodes, leaking space everywhere in space * Scientists spend billions of dollars terraforming mars, only to have a coronal mass ejection wipe all their sweat, tears, and money away.2040 * Baldspot becomes the correct spelling of Badspot's name.. * Baldspot dies of a tumor (it was p-spot cancer :[) * Baldspot still never got laid * Bones4 finishes his titanic build. He dies shortly after.2063 * Humanity makes first contact with the Vulcans2105 * Second Ice age begins2123 * Protoss torch the vulcan2142 * 4th annual valve elections * The Great war begins between the PAC and EU * Adolf Riddler is cloned and is elected as us president, succeeding George Bush. The IX.2144 * Battle of Hurdurr2145 * Northern Strike Campaign launched2305 * Jean-Luc Picard is born2552 * Battle of Installation 042768 * The CSS Titanius is commisioned * half life 2 episode 4 release date pushed back 'till 5k3025 * Atlas Mech deployed for first time5001 * Half life 2 episode 4 cancelled * Devil dies of old age, God cries because his favorite scapegoat is gone :[ * New jesis crist is elected.5002 * 8th annual valve elections (Interrupted by hidden bomb) * Half life 2 episode 4 is released. (spoiler alert: adrian shepard saves the day) * World dies * Kresh conquer the galaxy and head off to andromeda * Simunet Bots become self aware and attempt to take over world.5002 (1/2) * 9th annual valve elections * Simunet War ends in Bot Alliance victory.5003 * Simunet Empire ends when Vionix deactivates himself. (tingles restarts it because vio STILL CAN'T MODEL)5004 * tingles is hit in head and forgets about modeling :( * very bad * good one * ya thx * gj * bj5005 * tingles remembers modeling5607 * Kresh Empire is destroyed by Galactic Empire. * *star wars music here*5608 * Humans lose nails. <3 * Lilboarder becomes an atheist>9000 * power levels skyrocket3999999999 * WE * ARE GOING * TO DIE * :[4000000000 * sun asplods15000000000 * universe ends, god QQs and asks for entropy nerf pls * god's manager fires him for trying to have love with the secretary you should have gotten the reference :[15000000001 * New god takes over the universe, life flourishes * mens richards taste like chocolate and interject money and women gladly give blow15000000002 * Call of duty 435834534, Modern warfare 435834530 is released. * this is the GOOD universe, remember? * cal of duty the best games EVER wtf noob scrub * YA wow fuk u nob * Gabe Newell is brought back from the dead. (Dies again since he can't eat anymore. Sucessfull Self Delete.) * Jehovah finally dies.
just for everyone's information we're all doing other things and probably won't be around the forums too much
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