Bump and I wrote this in english class for luls
I stole this (lime in a cup) because it is a symbol of our oppression by the Melvics! For too long have they been stealing our hats and eating our lunchboxes, and I say enough! We must rise against the Melvics as a unified people! Only ten years ago to the day did the first Melvic set foot on our soil, and since then our outcry has been great but not a single Melvic has been punished for his crimes! Their fierce leader Spock has stolen more hats and eaten more lunchboxes than any melvic in the history of their occupation and I say that we should steal HIS hat and see how he feels! Rise, rise in unified rebellion against these beasts, and we can have our hats and keep them too!
