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DrMobius:
Post your favorite math puns or jokes.

A student tired of doing geometry told his teacher, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, and I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: Möbius richard...

What is the difference between a PhD in Math and a pizza?  The pizza can feed a family of four.

An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care. 
General Nick:
There was one on My Life is Average.

Shift, look at that asymptote on that motherfunction!
FlyGuy45:
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DrMobius:

--- Quote from: Gen. Nick on November 16, 2009, 08:48:13 PM ---There was one on My Life is Average.

Shift, look at that asymptote on that motherfunction!

--- End quote ---
That would be the spark for this.  My friends and I spent the rest of our freetime at school looking at this stuff.
Mr. Bill:
I'm like a rubik's cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
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