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| DrMobius:
Post your favorite math puns or jokes. A student tired of doing geometry told his teacher, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, and I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!” Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt! Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius richard... What is the difference between a PhD in Math and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care. |
| General Nick:
There was one on My Life is Average. Shift, look at that asymptote on that motherfunction! |
| FlyGuy45:
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| DrMobius:
--- Quote from: Gen. Nick on November 16, 2009, 08:48:13 PM ---There was one on My Life is Average. Shift, look at that asymptote on that motherfunction! --- End quote --- That would be the spark for this. My friends and I spent the rest of our freetime at school looking at this stuff. |
| Mr. Bill:
I'm like a rubik's cube, the more you play with me the harder I get. |
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