Post your favorite math puns or jokes.
A student tired of doing geometry told his teacher, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, and I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
A: Möbius richard...
What is the difference between a PhD in Math and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.
An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.
