Author Topic: Valen's parents caught him watching hentai :c  (Read 31548 times)

oh cheerio ho! Your mother cought you "With your pants down" As they would say. You know, "Bashing the bishop.",
"Waking the dolphin",
 "slamming the ham",
 "Banging one out",
 "Shaking the soda",
 "Spankin' the dog",
 "Arm Wrestling with yourself",
 "Playing the Slot Machine",
 "launching the rocket",
 "shucking the corn",
 "the five-knuckle shuffle",
 "taking the dog out for a walk",
 "jerkin' the gerkin",
 "timing Old Faithful",
 "wacking the weasel",
 "Working the Pipe",
 "Smoothing the silk",
 "Working the Pipe",
 "Smoothing the silk",
 "Wrestling with the Anaconda",
 "Shallacking the glacknoid",
 "Burping The Worm",
You know, masturbating. So one mustn't be too surprised your mother was unhappy. Back in my day we only had playboy, and that was hard. Missed last month's issue? Your screwed. You kids have it easy. Young whippersnappers. Im heading back to lemonparty you you guys need me >:C

(IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU IF YOU GO TO LEMON PARTY. DONT GO)

Good stuff.
Looks like bloom and HDR spam isn't isolated to movies and games.

Looks like bloom and HDR spam isn't isolated to movies and games.

Hey just stick a used coffee filter over it and its just like real life!

oh cheerio ho! Your mother cought you "With your pants down" As they would say. You know, "Bashing the bishop.",
"Waking the dolphin",
 "slamming the ham",
 "Banging one out",
 "Shaking the soda",
 "Spankin' the dog",
 "Arm Wrestling with yourself",
 "Playing the Slot Machine",
 "launching the rocket",
 "shucking the corn",
 "the five-knuckle shuffle",
 "taking the dog out for a walk",
 "jerkin' the gerkin",
 "timing Old Faithful",
 "wacking the weasel",
 "Working the Pipe",
 "Smoothing the silk",
 "Working the Pipe",
 "Smoothing the silk",
 "Wrestling with the Anaconda",
 "Shallacking the glacknoid",
 "Burping The Worm",


This. I consider it stupid to watch research in the first place, but when it's just a bunch of drawings that aren't even real, I think you need a bit of help.

Get a girlfriend.
I watched hentai while I had a girlfriend...




They're all euthanisms for procrastination.

oh cheerio ho! Your mother cought you "With your pants down" As they would say. You know, "Bashing the bishop.",
"Waking the dolphin",
 "slamming the ham",
 "Banging one out",
 "Shaking the soda",
 "Spankin' the dog",
 "Arm Wrestling with yourself",
 "Playing the Slot Machine",
 "launching the rocket",
 "shucking the corn",
 "the five-knuckle shuffle",
 "taking the dog out for a walk",
 "jerkin' the gerkin",
 "timing Old Faithful",
 "wacking the weasel",
 "Working the Pipe",
 "Smoothing the silk",
 "Working the Pipe",
 "Smoothing the silk",
 "Wrestling with the Anaconda",
 "Shallacking the glacknoid",
 "Burping The Worm",
You know, masturbating. So one mustn't be too surprised your mother was unhappy. Back in my day we only had playboy, and that was hard. Missed last month's issue? Your screwed. You kids have it easy. Young whippersnappers. Im heading back to lemonparty you you guys need me >:C

(IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU IF YOU GO TO LEMON PARTY. DONT GO)
Choking your chicken
having a tug of war with cyclops
peeling chilies
hurding tadpoles


You could of have said it was some Spyware/Adware what causes you research pop-ups. :o

Excuse my French but, the forget?
I always thought you'd be like combing your mustache or something.
You comb your mustache WHILE walking around naked. Duuh.

That's funny. 2 days ago I found that show Hentai and watched some episodes on the computer. Luckily I'm very sneaky... It's not that bad of a show actually.

My mom isnt too harsh about masturbating as long as I dont become addicted to it.
:D

My mom isnt too harsh about masturbating as long as I dont become addicted to it.
:D


Woah, wierd parents.