oh cheerio ho! Your mother cought you "With your pants down" As they would say. You know, "Bashing the bishop.",
"Waking the dolphin",
"slamming the ham",
"Banging one out",
"Shaking the soda",
"Spankin' the dog",
"Arm Wrestling with yourself",
"Playing the Slot Machine",
"launching the rocket",
"shucking the corn",
"the five-knuckle shuffle",
"taking the dog out for a walk",
"jerkin' the gerkin",
"timing Old Faithful",
"wacking the weasel",
"Working the Pipe",
"Smoothing the silk",
"Working the Pipe",
"Smoothing the silk",
"Wrestling with the Anaconda",
"Shallacking the glacknoid",
"Burping The Worm",
You know, masturbating. So one mustn't be too surprised your mother was unhappy. Back in my day we only had playboy, and that was hard. Missed last month's issue? Your screwed. You kids have it easy. Young whippersnappers. Im heading back to lemonparty you you guys need me >:C
(IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU IF YOU GO TO LEMON PARTY. DONT GO)