I think soccer sucks because the point of the game is to get a ball into a goal. And the only way to get the ball into the goal is to kick it, or head-butt it occasionally. Also all soccer players are pretty much pussies. If they fall down, they act like they broke they're leg or something. Then they have to get taken off the field. After a couple minutes, they're back in the game.
Unlike American football where people get hit all the time, but nobody cries about it. There is also more than one way to score. They also can run plays, where in soccer, you get the ball, you run down the field. Somebody else takes it, and they run to they're goal. And that happens over and over and over.