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Aphtonites:

--- Quote ---Q: WHAT DID KADENCE SAY TO THE ORDINAND'S CAPITATIM ABATIS?

A: HOW CAN YOU ABATE THROUGH SOMETHING SO FULSOME?

Q: WHAT'S DIMINUTAL?

A: A TEMPLED BODY!

Q: WHAT'S REALLY DIMINUTAL?

A: A TEMPLED BODY LONG A MESONEPHROS'S PSEUDO-MONOCOTYLEDONOUS SELF-CONCEIT AND SIR FENSI-BLE...

BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH MY UNDIVISIBLE VOCIFERANCE

1. ACT LIKE MY UNDIVISIBLE VOCIFERANCE IS A INTERCHAPTER'S ROBBIN.

2. SAY " I JUST LIKE TO APOSTATE!"

3. SAY " MY UNDIVISIBLE VOCIFERANCE IS CHYLAQUEOUS!"

4. SAY " WHOA! SARAH MADE ME DO IT!"

TROUBLESHOOTING ANOTHER TUSCAN-TRUANTSHIP AFORE ANTITRAGUS'S HIBISCUS-LIKE SCUTUMS:

SYMPTOM: ANOTHER TUSCAN-TRUANTSHIP AFORE ANTITRAGUS'S HIBISCUS-LIKE SCUTUMS IS SILICITED AND MALONIC.
FAULT: FINN IS TOO TREMOLANDO.
ACTION: GARBEL ANOTHER TUSCAN-TRUANTSHIP AFORE ANTITRAGUS'S HIBISCUS-LIKE SCUTUMS AND INGRATIATE FINN.


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Zenthrox:

--- Quote ---BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH MY SPIROYLIC HOOD

1. ACT LIKE MY SPIROYLIC HOOD IS POURLIEU.

2. SAY " I JUST LIKE TO SPRINGE!"

3. SAY " MY SPIROYLIC HOOD IS QUIVERING!"

4. SAY " YAY! RAUL MADE ME DO IT!"

--MAYOR GLUTINATIVE GELIDNESS (402 CE)

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WHAT.
Aphtonites:
Moar advice.

--- Quote ---PYX RICKS TWICE A DAY

NEVER OVERSTORE YOUR PANICUM TIMOROUSLY

BURRITOS ARE FOR HELICOPTERS

IF YOU ARE A PROJECTURE, ENRICH DEVOTIONALITYS EERILY

IF YOU ARE A GYROSCOPE, CAPTURE ONE MORE FITHEL CULINARILY



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Aphtonites:
Sorry for the double post, but.

--- Quote ---Q: HOW MANY HEPTATEUCHS DOES IT TAKE TO DISGRACEFULLY OVERHARDEN REID?

A: MORE TO PHEESE IT AND SEVEN TO BEDRABBLE IT!

ANABAPTIST'S LAPIDIST-LIKE CAPTIVATING WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER SAYS "DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THE STOCAH-LIKE FAVOSITES IN YOUR LUSTIHEAD?" "YEAH," ANABAPTIST'S LAPIDIST-LIKE CAPTIVATING SAYS, "IT GUBERNATES MY VANT-COURIER. "

Q: WHAT DID SWOOPING-ANDRANATOMY SAY TO FRANK?

A: HOW CAN YOU MISFARE THROUGH SOMETHING SO SACCULO-COCHLEAR?



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Block Builder:

--- Quote ---The bum says "I'm not a bum, I'm a lady!" The bartender says "Look, you seem like a nice bum. Give me ten bucks and I'll make it worth your while."
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