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Leon's Random generators
Aphtonites:
--- Quote ---Q: WHAT DID KADENCE SAY TO THE ORDINAND'S CAPITATIM ABATIS?
A: HOW CAN YOU ABATE THROUGH SOMETHING SO FULSOME?
Q: WHAT'S DIMINUTAL?
A: A TEMPLED BODY!
Q: WHAT'S REALLY DIMINUTAL?
A: A TEMPLED BODY LONG A MESONEPHROS'S PSEUDO-MONOCOTYLEDONOUS SELF-CONCEIT AND SIR FENSI-BLE...
BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH MY UNDIVISIBLE VOCIFERANCE
1. ACT LIKE MY UNDIVISIBLE VOCIFERANCE IS A INTERCHAPTER'S ROBBIN.
2. SAY " I JUST LIKE TO APOSTATE!"
3. SAY " MY UNDIVISIBLE VOCIFERANCE IS CHYLAQUEOUS!"
4. SAY " WHOA! SARAH MADE ME DO IT!"
TROUBLESHOOTING ANOTHER TUSCAN-TRUANTSHIP AFORE ANTITRAGUS'S HIBISCUS-LIKE SCUTUMS:
SYMPTOM: ANOTHER TUSCAN-TRUANTSHIP AFORE ANTITRAGUS'S HIBISCUS-LIKE SCUTUMS IS SILICITED AND MALONIC.
FAULT: FINN IS TOO TREMOLANDO.
ACTION: GARBEL ANOTHER TUSCAN-TRUANTSHIP AFORE ANTITRAGUS'S HIBISCUS-LIKE SCUTUMS AND INGRATIATE FINN.
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Zenthrox:
--- Quote ---BEST EXCUSES IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH MY SPIROYLIC HOOD
1. ACT LIKE MY SPIROYLIC HOOD IS POURLIEU.
2. SAY " I JUST LIKE TO SPRINGE!"
3. SAY " MY SPIROYLIC HOOD IS QUIVERING!"
4. SAY " YAY! RAUL MADE ME DO IT!"
--MAYOR GLUTINATIVE GELIDNESS (402 CE)
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WHAT.
Aphtonites:
Moar advice.
--- Quote ---PYX RICKS TWICE A DAY
NEVER OVERSTORE YOUR PANICUM TIMOROUSLY
BURRITOS ARE FOR HELICOPTERS
IF YOU ARE A PROJECTURE, ENRICH DEVOTIONALITYS EERILY
IF YOU ARE A GYROSCOPE, CAPTURE ONE MORE FITHEL CULINARILY
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Aphtonites:
Sorry for the double post, but.
--- Quote ---Q: HOW MANY HEPTATEUCHS DOES IT TAKE TO DISGRACEFULLY OVERHARDEN REID?
A: MORE TO PHEESE IT AND SEVEN TO BEDRABBLE IT!
ANABAPTIST'S LAPIDIST-LIKE CAPTIVATING WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER SAYS "DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THE STOCAH-LIKE FAVOSITES IN YOUR LUSTIHEAD?" "YEAH," ANABAPTIST'S LAPIDIST-LIKE CAPTIVATING SAYS, "IT GUBERNATES MY VANT-COURIER. "
Q: WHAT DID SWOOPING-ANDRANATOMY SAY TO FRANK?
A: HOW CAN YOU MISFARE THROUGH SOMETHING SO SACCULO-COCHLEAR?
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Block Builder:
--- Quote ---The bum says "I'm not a bum, I'm a lady!" The bartender says "Look, you seem like a nice bum. Give me ten bucks and I'll make it worth your while."
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