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Leon's Random generators
Aphtonites:
--- Quote from: Joeboy on November 21, 2009, 07:05:16 PM ---So this duck walks into a bar. A nun cozies up to the duck and says "For fifty bucks I'll take you into the back room and give you the best love of your life." The duck says "Are you kidding? I'm a duck!" The bartender shouts "Look, you seem like a nice duck. Give me a hundred bucks and I'll make it worth your while."
The duck says "You better pet him first, he looks mean."
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All right, a hooker walks into a bar. The bartender says "See that dog over there? If you recite the Carmina Burana from memory that dog will do the mattress Macarena with you all night long." The hooker says "I'm waiting for a dog." The bartender says "Look, you seem like a nice hooker. Give me a quarter and I'll make it worth your while."
The hooker tosses back a bourbon and says "Wash your hands and get me a cheeseburger."
BESTIALITY
Deep2:
ONE MORE CHEERRY ALLOTMENT
The more morbidness respires prosaic depicting, the less it droyles! Thus it's better to parturiate than follow hemipteral drivings. Thou shalt not tumultuate.
Snuffingly dispurpose zero swarfs! They compear.
They won't be fluxing them. They won't stablish another expanded punctators.
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Antallion:
Q: WHAT DID APPROXIMATION-DIVISOR SAY TO EURYCEROUS DISCOMFORT-TERREITY?
A: HOW CAN YOU SCRUPLE NOTHING THROUGH SOMETHING SO SHOCK-HEAD?
Miga:
Aphtonites:
SMUG ONE MORE WODEGELD BUNGLINGLY THREE TIMES A DAY
IF YOU HAVE CAGS, ABBREVIATE CURASSOWS
NEVER ARBITRATE ONE MORE GOITER
KNEAD KIESELGUHRS SHOT THREE TIMES A DAY
IF YOU ARE A SHIELD, REPURIFY ONE MORE GAVEL
NEVER UPGIVE SHINTOISTS
IF YOU ARE A SUBCHANTER, SOAP MY ISOGRAPHY CATCHWEIGHT