It's all going to go down like this one akward night:
*Types obscene, loveual things into DS towards 'wife'*
*Pulls pants down*
"Honey, you ready?"
"This is gonna be crazy."
*Slapping noise*
"Damnit. Lube maybe?"
*Electricity goes out*
"forget, a power surge. Well, there goes my boner."
*Goes to bed*
Just a guess though.