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scripter999:


--- Quote from: Anti-Block on November 28, 2009, 03:40:00 PM ---scripter rules the end!

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VerticalHorizon:

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Her parents put a plunger in the toilet.

Why was Helen Keller not allowed to drive?

Because she was a woman.

What's similar between a monday and an apple?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of babies?

I take my boots off before I jump on the trampoline.

How do you make a kid cry twice?

Wipe your richard off on his teddy bear.

What's so great about loving twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Brickman:

A baby seal walks into a club.

scripter999:

And people,I give you hall of morons


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