Though this has become somewhat of a cliche "funny afterdeath", I did actually come up with this on my own one day.
I want to be taxidermied. Fighting a bear. Naked. With the words: "You've just lost the game" scribed on a gold plaque below the figure. Then, they can put me in a museum with the rest of my fame on exhibit. If I'm not famous for anything, then It'll sit in my grandchildren house. Scaring away unwanted neighbors.