NO GOOD! REACTOR HAS BEEN HIT!! EJECTING WARP CORE TO PREVENT SHIP DESTRUCTION
/ejectseatpodthingy.
This is a nice ship, and I want you to go down with it./escapepod
/selfdestruct
It would be funny to figure out where he lives, and his ISP. Now that would be entertainment.
<dramatic_speech> No! We can resolve this without killing the SS. Drama, I have a plan how! </dramatic_speech>I... erm... maybe... we should... talk to the guy?
[radio]You have no chance to survive make your time.[/radio]
For some reason this seems like an event that would happen in a movie.