Your worst injuries

[Kalphiter]

I accidentally a whole arm

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[WhatevaGuy]

Lol, you think its wrong to have emotion at 13?

Not emotion, relationships.
They might seem to mean something, but in reality, they aren't going anywhere.

I accidentally  a whole arm.

During .

[Madmitten]

When I was 3 my dad opened a dinette set in a box with staples and didnt remove the staples from the box.
So I was full of sugar and ran back and forth across the stapled box.
and didnt feel a thing.
So after about 2 hours of that I went in the kitchen for a glass of water.
then my mom picked me up and RAN upstairs to go get a huge bandage.
my feet were red all over

[Duckmeister]

I have a piece of pencil stuck in my finger, if that counts.

Oh yeah, I stuck a pencil in my hand once, like 3 or 4 years ago, still have the mark there.  It will forever be a testament to my pencil-finger-flipping skills.

Lol, you think its wrong to have emotion at 13?

Ahem.

[Dapizzanator]

Uuh... Um...
I, uh.
OHYEAH. I fell off of my RipStick while going down a hill while walking my dog, on-leash.
Worst. Idea. Ever.
I noticed I was going too fast for her, and, for her sake, jumped off and tried to run.
Yeah, no. Not a chance. That didn't work.
I jumped, took 2 or 3 steps, tripped, and skidded a few feet. Suprisingly, the only injury (between me and my dog) was I really cut open my elbow and knee (right side), and scraped my side a bit. It was a bit bloody, but an amazing thing happened. Its almost like my body realized that sensing the pain would not help me at all, I didn't actually feel anything on the ride back to my house. As soon as I walk in the house? HOLY-GOD-DAMN-PAIN. It's so weird; I think my body realized that I was in safety. An amazing thing, the human body. The only thing: I didn't think about simply LETTING GO of the leash whilst screaming down the hill. Crap. Not good at thinking under pressure.

Yay for not having a life!

Ahem. I have never broken a bone, either. :|

[WhatevaGuy]

Uuh... Um...
I, uh.
OHYEAH. I fell off of my RipStick while going down a hill while walking my dog, on-leash.
Worst. Idea. Ever.
I noticed I was going too fast for her, and, for her sake, jumped off and tried to run.
Yeah, no. Not a chance. That didn't work.
I jumped, took 2 or 3 steps, tripped, and skidded a few feet. Suprisingly, the only injury (between me and my dog) was I really cut open my elbow and knee (right side), and scraped my side a bit. It was a bit bloody, but an amazing thing happened. Its almost like my body realized that sensing the pain would not help me at all, I didn't actually feel anything on the ride back to my house. As soon as I walk in the house? HOLY-GOD-DAMN-PAIN. It's so weird; I think my body realized that I was in safety. An amazing thing, the human body. The only thing: I didn't think about simply LETTING GO of the leash whilst screaming down the hill. Crap. Not good at thinking under pressure.

Pretty sure the 'not-feeling-pain' thing is shock--your body is going to focus on getting from point A (danger) to point B (safety) before you get distracted.

Not sure if that's shock, but I think that is what happened.


That or you were worried, so you didn't think about the pain until you weren't worried.  <-- How I deal with pain.

[Saber15]

My foot getting run over by a SUV.

[Plasmus]

Slipping in the mud and cutting 1/2 cm of skin open on my right eyebrow.
Thats about it.
Im not the stupidist person in the world.

[General Nick]

I have two plantar warts on the bottom of my left foot.

They're near the process of being removed.

[Plasmus]

I have two plantar warts on the bottom of my left foot.

They're near the process of being removed.

Oh stuff, So do i, except i have one, I had to get it froze off, That was 5 months ago, And it's still on there.

[A.R.C.]

Oh yeah, I stuck a pencil in my hand once, like 3 or 4 years ago, still have the mark there.  It will forever be a testament to my pencil-finger-flipping skills.

It's the granite stuff.
It's still in there.
In the finger
I can feel it _^:c

[Harm94]

Getting a Big nail deep in my heel.

[The Russian]

When I was in 5th grade I was climbin on the monkey bars and swinging. I accidentally let go when I was in the middle of a swing and landed on my back. Apparently I pulled something and it hurt for another 2-3 days :C

[Teneksi]

Oh yeah, I stuck a pencil in my hand once, like 3 or 4 years ago, still have the mark there.  It will forever be a testament to my pencil-finger-flipping skills.

It's the granite stuff.
It's still in there.
In the finger
I can feel it _^:c

:O

I did the exact same thing, under my right thumb, between it and the palm. The tip is still visible, but was too far in to get out, so we just had to leave it there. It doesn't hurt at all, but if I move my thumb right wrong, it clicks. o_e

[CopBlock]

when i was around 5, i stepped on a piece of glass that was sticking upwards. the glass poked through the top of my foot, but that could just be me remembering it wrong