Author Topic: I'm scared.  (Read 4273 times)



I live in the attic.
I think I might join you. I hate living under the carpet. People treat you like a loving carpet. They walk all over you.

Just don't fall though plz.
Don't worry, I'm pretty light. At night I come down to your bed, because the attic's too cold.
I think I might join you. I hate living under the carpet. People treat you like a loving carpet. They walk all over you.
S'long as you're not a fatty. I don't want the floor to collapse.

Right. Oh, and tell your damn dog to GET THE HELL OFF ME

Sorry, that would be me. I'm pretending to be a dog. I'm trolling you. :3


Sorry, that would be me. I'm pretending to be a dog. I'm trolling you. :3


:cookieMonster:


S'long as you're not a fatty. I don't want the floor to collapse.
HahahahahahahaNO. I'm not fat at all.

I just wanted to let you guys know that we found a new species of gnomes called Shmogles. They live in your walls and they are about 7ft tall but weight 90 pounds. They are weird creatures but harmless. When you go to sleep, and your dreaming starts they stand over your bed watching you sleep all night with their tiny little eyes. Just wanted to warn you guys, okies thanks.

Damn guys aren't afraid of 7ft tall night gnomes that live in your walls and come out at night to watch you sleep quietly while they touch them selves?

Tom

guise my house is shrinking.

Hurry! Hide with me under the bed!!


Hide me too! It smells like old cum in here!

Tom

Damn guys aren't afraid of 7ft tall night gnomes that live in your walls and come out at night to watch you sleep quietly while they touch them selves?
No. I'm only afraid of RADON!