The Worst Day Ever. (Forum Game)

[CapTMeaT]

bob goes in the ocean and bobs

[Ad Bot]

[thomas64]

And gets raped by an octopus.

[Madmitten]

he emerges from the water to find out that green day is playing on the beach to a bunch of morbidly obese religious nuts.

[Hugums]

As he swims to shore a boat comes by and he gets stuck to the prow as it speeds along.

[Plasmus]

The boat hits rocks and it sinks, Leaving bob stranded in the ocean once more.

[zookuw]

Bob finds a island

Season 1

[Conan]

Bob thinks, "How can this day be so long?!"
Then the next thing he knows, he sees a ICBM loaded with a 100 megaton nuclear warhead coming straight at the island.

On the other side is a broken plane, again, flying down towards the island.

[TheChaosCarrier]

The ICBM doesn't explode, just digs itself into the ground.
Then, a stranded rapist find him and rapes him.

[Wynd_Fox]

Bob is then punched in the nose.

[Zenthrox]

... by his own mother.

[Ector]

Who is dead.

[zookuw]

who is a zombie who rapes bob

[odst john]

And records it and puts in on Youtube.

[Comatose]

Which gets the worst feedback about how Bob is doing it wrong...

[Hugums]

Bob then attempts to hang himself but the rope snaps, he falls and breaks both his legs and sues the rope manufacturer for faulty production. He wins the case and 8 million dollars. Then a midget runs up to him, kicks him in the nuts, and takes the money. bob is now standing outside of the courthouse with a broken rope in one hand and a bill from his lawyer in the other, as well as a terribly pain in his groin.

That was the best one by far and you all know it.