Help Me Find Some Free Zombies!

[Madmitten]

go to your local cemetary
dump radioactive waste on every grave
????
PROFIT

[Ad Bot]

[Klayboxx]

I don't want no retarted zombies I want high quality ones that people think are cute and want to pet :I

[e-maxx]

I cannot give out were it is 'cus the zombies are shy right now.

And if you want to get a job fill out this thing;

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? no

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? yes

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? depends

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? sometimes

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? yes

WHATS UP? the sky

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES FROM 1-10? very exeperianced

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER 10

there

[Madmitten]

I don't want no retarted zombies I want high quality ones that people think are cute and want to pet :I

go to a pet cemetary
dump radioactive waste on the graves
???
PROFIT

[Klayboxx]

there

You didn't write down a number...

[gun fun]

I cannot give out were it is 'cus the zombies are shy right now.

And if you want to get a job fill out this thing;

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?

WHATS UP?

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER

1. No.
2. does a shotgun count
3. ???
4. yes.
5. no.
6. ???
7. 5

[Muzzles56]

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?                              NOWAI

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?              YAIDOOO

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?  PROBIBLY

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?       YA

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?                                      SROT OF

WHATS UP?                NOTHING MUSH WHAT ABOT YOU

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?                                      10

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER          28234923479824573275932475237

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?       RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHUUUUURR RDDDDUUUUUURRRRRRRRR

[zackin5]

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?
No.

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?
Guns and bolets

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?
I'd shoot myself

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?
nonono

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?
ye no

WHATS UP?
UP = up

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?
9

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER
42

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?
NRAGER


I hope I get in! :D

[e-maxx]

You didn't write down a number...

i see a 10 in there its just not bold

[Klayboxx]

Muzzles is accepted! You are the zombie managment.

Zackin can be the security.

gun fun can be waste managment  
E-maxx helps gunsy

[Skyra]

What about learning the zombie behavior?

[NickTheSushi]

Application:
ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?
Nope

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?
Yes

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?
Yes. After all, it's just a flesh wound.

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?
I can't even smell because my nose is always clogged up :D

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?
Nope

WHATS UP?
Nothin brah, wanna go bowling and then see some beeg American tee-tees?

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?
3.1415926535897932. . .

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER
DOWN A NUMBER

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?
GRAAAAAAGGRRH NRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGAAAAAAHRGH!

I hope to be working for/with very soon :)
or taking over the petting zoo...

[Klayboxx]

NICK IS MY SUPERVISOR <3

[Muzzles56]

Muzzles is accepted! You are the zombie managment.

Zackin can be the security.

gun fun can be waste managment 
E-maxx helps gunsy

Yeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyey

[NickTheSushi]

NICK IS MY SUPERVISOR <3

Alright, but I will not assure that I will or I will not take over the petting zoo for evil plots.

Depends on my pay...