Wish Granted, but...

[Freek]

Granted, but they want to rip your face off and eat it.

I wish I were famous.

[Ad Bot]

[jarelash]

Granted, but you get assassinated.

I wish I had my face back

[Bomb Kirby]

wish granted, but you are a cow

I wish I was a pro at Mario Kart Wii.

[PitDeggeh²]

wish granted, but you are a cow

I wish I was a pro at Mario Kart Wii.

Wish granted.but your game breaks afterwards.

I wish i was in the post apocalyptic.

[Bomb Kirby]

Wish granted, but it lasts 5 minutes

I wish I had a nintendo 3ds xl.

[Shy_Guy]

Wish granted but it broke.

I wish to have love with my best friend.

[BanishedLetters]

Wish granted, but you get AIDS.

I wish I had a pet Zangoose.

[Bomb Kirby]

Wish granted, but it runs away.

I wish people would learn it's possible to have the final lap music on the planet on Mario Kart 7 Rainbow Road by going to the final lap/section then driving backwards onto the planet.

[Blocky943]

Granted, but then some idiot doesn't believe you and starts a petition that you're a loving idiot.


I wish for potato.

[huddles]

Wish granted, but potato explodes.

I wish for it to rain marshmallows.

[hankyje]

wish granted, but they're all on fire

I wish I pooped out money

[Boink!]

wish granted, but they're all on fire

I wish I pooped out money

Wish granted, but it's giant gold, which make your ass explode

i wish i was bacon

[Electrk]

Granted but you get eaten.

I wish v21 came out.

[Tonkka]

Granted, but its not the shadows and shaders update.

[_Rave_]

tonkka is killed for not playing by the rules

I wish that i could shower in under 12.6 seconds.