Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 524024 times)

okay but they rape you

I want a fish

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A WISH

I wish I had gills

Wish granted, but you lose your lungs as a result, and die because you can't breath air anymore.

Wish I had something productive to do today.

Wish granted, but you lose your lungs as a result, and die because you can't breath air anymore.

Wish I had something productive to do today.
Wish granted, but it's child rape.

I wish for some Legos because I don't have any.

Wish granted, but it's child rape.

I wish for some Legos because I don't have any.
Wish granted, but you can do nothing but step on them.

I wish for domination of a second world.

Wish granted, but they dominate your home planet.
I wish that this wish would not be granted.

Wish not granted, instead of wishing for your life to be saved from brain cancer, your brain turned into a potatoe and you have become a vegetable.

I wish someone would love me ;-;

Wish not granted, instead of wishing for your life to be saved from brain cancer, your brain turned into a potatoe and you have become a vegetable.

I wish someone would love me ;-;
Wish granted, but the person shows their love by torturing you every day.

I wish to be orange!

Wish granted, but you look like spary tan gone wrong.

I wish for something that I can't tell you. :U

Wish granted but you tell me anyways.



I wish people would learn to shut up

Wish granted, but you slowly go insane when nobody will talk to you.

I wish I had wings.

Wish granted, but your too much of a weakling to use them

I wish I had a teen burger

you die of the thought of going to burger king

i want a kitten

wish granted but someone shaved it

I wish for a pineapple under the sea

Wish granted, but it gets ruined by the BP.
I wish I could play the banjo on my pubic hair.