Wish granted, but you lose your lungs as a result, and die because you can't breath air anymore.Wish I had something productive to do today.
Wish granted, but it's child rape.I wish for some Legos because I don't have any.
Wish not granted, instead of wishing for your life to be saved from brain cancer, your brain turned into a potatoe and you have become a vegetable.I wish someone would love me ;-;