Wish Granted, but...

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wish granted, but they're riddled with viruses.

I wish for a black hole to swallow a white hole.

[Ad Bot]

[Cuddles le Bear]

Granted, but it forms the Yin Yang.

I wish for a doughnut.

[Niff]

Granted but it gives you HIV Swine Flu and AIDS


I wish I was a Ditto (Pokemon)

[Darksaber530]

Wish granted but you have lost your ability to transform into anything due to a freak accident.

I wish for a gaming computer

[ResonKinetic]

Wish granted but you have lost your ability to transform into anything due to a freak accident.

I wish for a gaming computer

Granted, but it bluescreens every ten minutes.

I wish I was immune to death...

[stikfas3]

Granted, but it bluescreens every ten minutes.

I wish I was immune to death...

Wish granted, but I am always sitting nearby

I wish for a basket of ham

[Quote Story]

wish granted but it was actually pink meat

I wish to die

[Port]

wish granted but you're reincarniated

I wish to visit Mr. Jelly

[Devoulard Reborn]

Granted, but Mr. Jelly is a known serial rapist.

I wish to have more wishes(see that one coming?)

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but you only get one more.

I wish I could hit someone with a bag of oranges.

[NalNalas]

Wish granted, but the oranges are bricks

I wish I could have a giant jelly bean

[Igloos]

Wish granted.

I wish I could be the head of the Inuit tribe.

[NalNalas]

You forgot the but part
No wish for you

[Linkusofepica]

Wish granted, but then he never posted in the first place.
I wish iGlass (Igloos for those not in the know) was banned

[CreamTurk3y]

Wish granted, but then he never posted in the first place.
I wish iGlass (Igloos for those not in the know) was banned

Granted but he makes 5 alts and becomes another money generator for Badspot.

I wish I had a girlfriend.