Wish Granted, but...

[PetMyPony]

Dunno

I wish the cake wasn't a lie. ;(

[Ad Bot]

[travismick]

It becomes truth, but is a hologram.
I wish the caek was a lie again.

[|Shadow]

Granted but something happens to you.

I wish I had something.

[Aviv .H.]

Granted, but you eat it.

I wish i never even started wishing in the first place.

[|Shadow]

Granted but you're still gay.

I wish I had some chocolate.

[Aviv .H.]

Granted, but people call you tribal.

I wish that i wish when i wish i wouldn't even start wishing, i wish also you wouldnt wish.
wishful thinking.

[|Shadow]

Access denied.

I wish I could go to teh moon

[Aviv .H.]

Granted, but you got pwnd by an alien.

i wish...

[tcxxx572]

granted but the grammer national socialists kill you for not finishing your sentence

I wish i was a member of the star fox team

[Barnabas]

Granted, but you are killed after joining the team.

I wish for a rainbow coloured blobby that does things and eats you, or maybe not!

[Space Guy]

Edit: Looking at wrong page

The rainbow blobby does not eat me. Instead, it eats your house.

I wish 3

[Aviv .H.]

You get 4.

I wish 1337

[travismick]

You get 7331.
I wish 0.

[Aviv .H.]

You get Pi.

I wish blank

[Spation]

Granted, Aviv has now been blanked out of the universe.

I wish that blank was now banned from this game.