Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 517707 times)

Hollywood · April 12, 2008, 04:12:41 PM

Quote from: Jaymz on April 12, 2008, 03:14:37 PM

Granted but

I wish for some Indian food

Granted, but they mess up your order so you get an Indian man instead.
I wish I didn't feel sick.

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General Nick · April 12, 2008, 04:17:29 PM

Granted, but you still have make-up work to do for absolutely no reason.

I wish every day was 48 hours long, instead of 24.

Hollywood · April 12, 2008, 04:22:50 PM

Granted, but then you have to go to work or school for 16 hours a day.
I wish I knew what happened when you divided life by zero.

Spenny · April 12, 2008, 05:07:44 PM

Granted, but you learned by experience.

I wish that Candlejack guy would st

Juno · April 13, 2008, 11:13:12 AM

Quote from: Jaymz on April 12, 2008, 03:14:37 PM

Granted but

I wish for some Indian food

Granted but you have to go to India to get it!

I wish for a birthday party on my half-birthday.

Swholli · April 13, 2008, 11:59:50 AM

Wish granted but then your mom tells you your adopted, you run upstairs crying your eyes out and your bratty little brother eats all your cake (which was a lie to begin with) and then destroys all your presents, thusly this makes you sob even harder.

Quote from: -=>RR<=-MasterCE on October 02, 2006, 01:24:22 AM

I wish I had Lego Star Wars 3.

I Wish that that guy weren't such a moron into thinking there could even be a third one...

General Nick · April 13, 2008, 02:07:50 PM

Granted, but then you wish for LS3.

I wish I had a super high-end computer.

|Shadow · April 13, 2008, 02:09:03 PM

Granted, but then when you play the 1337 game called <insert name here> the computer blows up.

I wish I had SSBB :(

Rellow · April 13, 2008, 02:14:07 PM

Granted, but the Wi-Fi is missing.

I wish I had a Wii.

laremere · April 13, 2008, 02:31:26 PM

granted, but your TV dies

I wish that the Heroes season hadn`t been stoped by the writer's strike.

General Omega · April 13, 2008, 03:16:01 PM

Granted but then a killer kills half the actors.

I wish I had more wishes that didnt back fire on me,

DrMobius · April 13, 2008, 03:34:27 PM

granted, but that one backfired.

I wish I hada time machine.

General Omega · April 13, 2008, 03:54:50 PM

Granted but the Doctor from Doctor who kills you and takes it so you don't panda with the time vortex

I wish I could have a dollar to get some slushies from darie queen.

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Penguin Mario · April 13, 2008, 04:01:06 PM

Grated, but when you get your slushes there almost all melted and there not the right slushes. I wish I had a live time suply of crab legs.

XD! · April 13, 2008, 04:24:15 PM

Granted,but the legs are still attached to a living crab.

I wish I did not have this wish.