Wish Granted, but...

[Antallion]

Granted but they are BEEF FLAVOURED!

I wish for nice weather tomorrow.

[Ad Bot]

[Minority]

Not Granted.

I wish for a pony.

[CapTMeaT]

Granted, but it starved to death before you could ever see it..

I wish for it to be 12:30 PM soon so I can go home. D: (12:16 PM my time right now)

[Minority]

Granted, but your avatar eats you on your way home.

I wish my pony never starved to death. D:

[CapTMeaT]

Granted, but the pony ends up getting food poisoning, and dies.

I wish I knew what to wish for without forgetting it, or anything bad happening.

[Cheemo]

Granted,but you forget it and something bad happens. :D

I wish that I didn't have homework D:

[Minority]

Wish granted, but your mother killed your dog before he could eat it.

I wish my cat would stop spraying my riding helmet.

[Nepthan]

Granted but now all the stray cats spray it.

I wish for a box

[DrMobius]

granted but you can't get out of it.

I wish for $5.

[Randomguy]

Granted, but you get taken in for questioning because it's fake.

I wish I had a taco.

[DrMobius]

Granted but there's no cheese on it.

I wish that I could get out of the questioning.

[Randomguy]

Granted but you are now a wanted criminal.

I wish I had cheese.

[Nepthan]

granted but it is soon eaten by a swarm of cicadas

I wish for my cookies back.

[Randomguy]

Granted, but each chocolate chip has a time bomb hidden inside.

I wish that all cicadas would die.

[Warriorboy123]

Granted but they come back to life

I wish for a fairy princess that will grant me wishes without them back firing