Wish Granted, but...

[LoLBert]

Since you didn't wish for something I'll go again.

I wish I had a pitbull to guard my house

[Ad Bot]

[MegaScience]

Granted, but your loss your mind to research.

I wish I was god!

[LoLBert]

Granted, but your loss your mind to research.

Lol what does that have to do with a pitbull

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but your loss your mind to research.

I wish I was god!

Wish granted, but then everyone makes fun of you because of that iGod thing.


I wish I knew how to steer a skateboard.

[Doorman]

Granted but your 'steer' into a passing truck, making you a cripple.

I wish that did not happen with causing a paradox.

[E_net4]

Granted, but you have be removed from existance.
I wish for moar Shoop da Whoop.

[Chrono]

Granted, but you get Shooped.

I wish for an extra A key on my keyboard.

Edited for better understanding.

[Dr.Block]

Granted, but then it gets baned on ever server you use it on gets banned due to high ID descrimination.


I wish I had more cookies.

[Chrono]

What I meant by an extra A key, is the A key on a keyboard. I did not say an extra BL key.
Granted, but they're on Mars.

I wish it was 6:00 PM where I live.

[Joltener]

Granted but the clock turns 6:01 PM.

I wish i was a girl.

[Minority]

Granted, but then you have to deal with everything a girl does.

I wish my neighbor didn't hate me.

[Chrono]

Granted, but then your neighbor dies.

I wish you (Minority) can play BL.

[Minority]

Granted, but then my router goes boom.

I wish I didn't have to get new headphones.

[Joltener]

Wish granted but then you do.

I wish i could have another wish that i would wish for another.

[Minority]

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for a life supply of wishes.