Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 629237 times)

Doorman · October 13, 2008, 06:31:43 PM

Quote from: Teal on October 13, 2008, 06:30:17 PM

Granted, but then I threw a banana into space so the monkeys left Earth for it.

I wish for a lolipop.

Granted, but you never stop laughing, and in that state, you die from loss of breath.

I wish for a granted wish with a horrible side effect.

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pixl · October 13, 2008, 06:35:19 PM

wgb(means: wish granted, but...)
side effects are rainbows

i wish I was a cat

Diargon · October 13, 2008, 06:43:52 PM

but then you lick yourself to much then "it" falls off

Doorman · October 13, 2008, 06:45:15 PM

Quote from: Diargon on October 13, 2008, 06:43:52 PM

but then you lick yourself to much then "it" falls off

404: Wish not found

I wish mooses weren't real.

Diargon · October 13, 2008, 06:50:49 PM

Quote from: Doorman on October 13, 2008, 06:45:15 PM

404: Wish not found

I wish mooses weren't real.

Granted, but some moose lovers go crazy then kill lotsa people

I wish FOR NOTHING- YEA BEAT THAT

DracoSoul · October 13, 2008, 06:56:52 PM

Quote from: Phone on October 13, 2008, 06:28:01 PM

Why is it secret that you're an atheist? wat.

Because people tell me to believe in Jesus D: I tell them to stuff it but still...

Granted, but I fall out of the sky and smash you with my Golden Tooth.

I wish I knew if my avatar is funny or not D:

Doorman · October 13, 2008, 06:57:55 PM

Granted, but you find out its not.

I wish for a wish of great stuffs.

Plasmus · October 13, 2008, 07:34:15 PM

you have too many stuffs and it blows up your house.
i wish my enemy died and never came back.

Diargon · October 13, 2008, 07:38:30 PM

Quote from: Mogarf on October 13, 2008, 07:34:15 PM

you have too many stuffs and it blows up your house.
i wish my enemy died and never came back.

Granted but it bakesfires.. Sadly you are killed

I wish That i had a GIRLFRIEND

Plasmus · October 13, 2008, 07:39:28 PM

granted then you find out its latpip
(the newb)
i wish i could run at the speed of sound

Sixtyfootmidget · October 13, 2008, 08:13:33 PM

Granted, but then you run into a tree.

I wish I was Invincible.

pixl · October 13, 2008, 08:27:59 PM

granted, but you die of old age.

i wish i had 6 fingers on my stomach(lul wut?)

DABlock · October 13, 2008, 09:11:59 PM

granted,But those fingurs steal your food and hide it in your pants there for you die of fingers stealing your food

i wish this song wasent about two consoles )= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98qC0fd_1w

Sixtyfootmidget · October 13, 2008, 09:44:10 PM

Quote from: DABlock on October 13, 2008, 09:11:59 PM

granted,But those fingurs steal your food and hide it in yuor pants there for you die of fingers stealing your food

i wish this song wasent about two consoles )= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98qC0fd_1w

Granted, but now it's about 3 consoles.

I wish I didn't have asthma.

Plasmus · October 13, 2008, 10:29:32 PM

granted,then um...SOMTHING BAD HAPPNES.