Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

Granted, but then it gets stolen from you.

I wish my eyes didn't burn out when I get my lovey picture.

[Ad Bot]

[pingpeppy]

Granted, but it turned out to be a picture of your mother.

I wish you would post again.

[Doorman]

Granted, but it turned out to be a picture of your mother.

Damn. She fine.

I wish you would post again.

Damn striaght...

Ontopic:
Granted but it says F U.
F U!

I wish my mom wasn't so hot...

[EvilMuffinZ]

Granted but now your dad is and you can't resist staring at him. D:

I wish to have my 1337th post already.

[Doorman]

Granted, but you miss it...

[Miga]

Not granted, What did you wish for?

I wish that I had more 5 gum.

[Doorman]

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I had made a wish...

[Miga]

Granted, you just made one. :D

I wish that my face was the greatest of all of Koridai. (sp)

[Doorman]

Granted, but they all hate you there(?).

I wish my wish was a real wish.

[Miga]

Granted, but

[Miga]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I wish that there was something good on TV right now.

[Bustos]

Granted, but its PayPerView =/

I wish I could have my own PS3

[Miga]

Granted, but it's bricked.

I wish that I knew what your avatar is/meant.

[Bustos]

Granted, its a clock. More like a pocket watch.  But its a Dinosaur

I wish I had a tablet.

[Doorman]

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish my pen wasn't broken. :(