Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 631358 times)

Granted, but somebody picks his nose and eats you.

I wish for peanuts.

Granted, but an elephant eats them :3


I wish for pants

Granted, but they are shorts.

I wish the above post included a wish.

Granted, but they wish for you to no longer exist.

I wish I could graduate early.

Granted, but then you have a learning disability, sending you 3 grades back.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted, but the puppy bites your finger off.

I wish I had a lawn.

Granted, but it exploded into darkmater and turned the world into a blackhole.

I wish for rubber socks!

Granted but they explode into a nuclear bomb and pwn all[color/]

I wish the population somehow doubled in the world
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wish granted but you get raped by michal jackson

i wish i had a better computer and full version of portal on pc

Granted, your computer turns evil, rapes you, makes you give birth, causing you to go into puberty at age -4.

I wish i could eat all the boogers in the world!

Grabted...

I wish i had v20 :o

Granted. It then took your bowls and ate you.

I wish the above posted something that happend...
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