Wish Granted, but...

[mr. jeffry]

Granted but it has a rouch

I wish not to wish

a rouch? you mean roach right? any way...

granted but you wish anyway

i wish that the war would include cows

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

Granted, but everyone gets distracted and pets them

I wish for another wish

[mr. jeffry]

granted, but you waste it on something stupid

i wish for 1 dollar

[Sappy]

Granted but a flying monkey takes it from you and gives it to his best friend, Mr. One-legged-jaguar

I wish I could blow stuff up with my mind (And it can't backfire and hit me)

[mr. jeffry]

granted but it backfires anyway and knocks your head off

 i wish for smartniss

[Dr.Block]

Granted but you're too stupid to be smart.

I wish I would wake up one morning to find things better than they had ever been. I wish I could wake up and find that the birds are chirping just a little bit louder, and just a little bit more cheerful. I wish that one of those happy birds would take me off the a far away land where I could be just as joyous as those little birds, flying through the sky, not having a care in the world.

[mr. jeffry]

granted but the birds lift you 5,00 feet high and lose their grip so you fall to your death

i wish for no more side effects

[Dr.Block]

[Nyskel]

...

[Sabbin]

...

I wish for some π

[Netwars4]

granted, but you cannot hold anything in it for there appears to be a rather large hole at the bottom.

i wish for a tongue.

[Talaford]

granted, but you got a upside-down tongue.

I wish for 2 wishes.

[koolex_98]

granted but before you wished monorail cat crashed in your house and killed you...

hkfgndkkbnbnngbk(you will not understand this<)

[zeros_bro]

I definitely won't....


I Wish for some fried chicken and grape juice

[Talaford]

Granted but you got chicken and juice, not fried chicken and grape juice :(

I wish for a REVOLVER! DUN DUN DUN! <fail